Jason Is The Exact Kind Of Crazy Where He Absolutely Will Collect A Debt On A 3 Month Old Grudge On Some

jason is the exact kind of crazy where he absolutely will collect a debt on a 3 month old grudge on some silly shit

bruce: jason...was this really necessary?

jason: i told you if you kept showing up unannounced there would be consequences.

bruce:consequences should not include you blowing your apartment sky high and dropping off the grid for 6 months.

jason: i mean...you say that, but it's feeling like you wont do that shit again.

bruce: i mourned you AGAIN! please stop...stop doing this.

jason: did you cry? and not like one manly tear cry -- i mean that disgusting, snotty,red faced ugly sobbing cry?

bruce:...

jason:...

bruce: yes

jason: lol

I have realized that the perfect form of media must have a delicate balance between absolutely heart wrenching pure emotional devastation and the most ridiculous nonsense you have ever seen in your whole life

Brucey + Dogs from my GoT au 🤧

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So I was thinking Jason kills he is one of the few members who are constantly breaking Bruce's code and if I had an older sibling or younger who is just constantly getting away with murder.

Who you gonna call Jason fucking Todd.

Dick gets a little too pissed off one night and kills a human trafficker. Hey little wing need a bit of a favor. Nevermind one night after too many nightmares calls him up and tells him all about Blockbuster. Jason's kill count is up by one and he's damn proud.

Now Tim can hide his own bodies he doesn't need help but it makes for good brotherly bonding. Soon they have a whole secret cemetery filled with League assassins. And if one night Tim decides as a show of good faith to gift a duffle bag with a clowns head that's no one's business.

Damian on the other hand doesn't even try like the annoying little brother he is drops heads at Jason's safe house. Will just even text him coordinates and tell him good luck. How he hides from Bruce, Jason has no idea. He even on occasion will kill people Jason was looking for and will bring them like a proud cat presenting a mouse.

None of the other bat kids ever do it Cass refuses to kill and sticks to it Duke keeps his options open but never needs his help.

On one hand he finds it annoying but in the deepest parts of him his brothers trust him enough with their dirty secrets, they lay their shame and anger at his door.

They trust him to guard their back and he never thought he would have that. So the next time a stupid bird calls he grabs his guns, then his shovels and walks out the door.