Things Gone Unheard

Things gone unheard

Batman, explaining The Batman Who Laughs to his sidekicks: So, essentially, he's an amalgam of me and the Joker, however, because he's from the Dark Multiverse and thus actually an embodiment of the worst of my fears about myself, my capabilities, and the capabilities of the Joker, he's not actually bound by the same physical and mental limitations of either me or the Joker. In fact, he's not even bound by the same laws of physics as we are, and his continued presence in this universe--

Jason, who stopped listening .00002 seconds after hearing 'an amalgam of me and the Joker':

me friend: *giving me ideas* me: AH YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN *draws aggressively*

Hello, Ludwig (@lasymit ) here :) Hikka asked me to help with a post because I have a talent for avoiding major spoilers when retelling the plot. She tried to immediately dump all the most interesting things on you, but I took the microphone away from her

Look

This is an Axe AU!

It turns out there are characters in the Axe other than Wittebro, yes

Luz is here too, and she even knows Philip. they are not even just acquaintances, they got along very well at one time (not the present time, but the past, yeah)

He picked her up as a stray kitten and carefully looked after and protected her

Well, then the plot happened, and they only met hundreds of years later (for Philip) when Luz returned back to the present. They both thought that they might never see each other again. And when they finally met, Philip was already hundreds of years older and 60% more depressed

In general, the main thing you need to know is that Luz and Hunter share a father figure :3

Jason: So.

Jason: How many murders did you refrain from committing today?

Damian: Thirty two.

Jason: Good for you.

Jason: Here, have a cookie.

if a supervillain said "you wont kill me thatd make you just like me" i would simply say "no it wouldnt id be saving millions of people" and the villain would say "but youd be dooming yourself. could you really live knowing youre a killer" and id say "well id certainly have trouble. ill probably be very sad about it. definitely a lot to unpack" and theyd say "so you wont do it" and id say "oh no im still gonna" and theyd say "what" and id say "youre a supervillain responsible for countless deaths and yet here you are desperately trying to bargain for your life. you want to live. which means you can easily live with yourself after being responsible for countless deaths. i, on the other hand, will at the very least have tremendous difficulty with even killing just one person and at worst might just jump out a window right after i do it. the very nature of this whole conversation about whether we are the same has proven to me we are very much not the same and i am certain killing you to save millions is the morally correct decision here" and theyd say "what" and id say "get killed idiot"