Albedo: While Researching Ive Tried Different Specimens In Teyvat To See What Could Serve As Good Consumables

Albedo: While researching I’ve tried different specimens in Teyvat to see what could serve as good consumables and to my surprise I’ve discovered that spiders make tasty snacks.

Tighnari: Have you tried mushrooms?? They taste amazing and the aftereffect is a complete bliss

Albedo: What

Tighnari: What

childe no-

based on this (x) post by @incorrect-genshin-impact

Childe: *bursts in* WHO REPLACED THE DEFINITION OF DISASTER WITH MY NAME IN ALL THE DICTIONARIES??

Scaramouche *whispering to Signora*: he can read??

He's probably just as confused as i am

or

He's trying very hard NOT to work don't undermine him

Childe: Do you want the tea?

Pierro: For the last time, it is called a status report

Childe: Do you want the tea or not?

Venti: so apparently it’s still a dui even if you’re the birthday boy