Modern Au Where Venti Still Sometimes Dreams About His Twin Even Years After His Death :)))))

modern au where venti still sometimes dreams about his twin even years after his death :’)))))

They're both endearing AND relatable!

jet-lagged

holly coat hanger

you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

Had an meme idea while reading the Spy x Family Manga.

Ok, today I've had enough free time to read the Spy X Family Manga a bit (No Spoiler in the following text at least not a important one). And there was a scene where Anya lied about what she did during her midterm break and got mocked for it in school. Later Loid, Yor, and Yuri scold her for lying. They say "Lying is wrong", "never lie" and stuff like that. This scene is funny because all three adults lie about their true personality all the time and they know it and feel pretty awkward and ashamed while scolding her. Anya of course knows what's up and that's where I had an idea.

Imagine Anya messing around with her parents whenever she is pissed at them.

For example:

Loid and Anya have been studying for 4 hours of something now, both are exhausted as hell, Loid is slowly running out of patience and Anya just wants to lay down and watch some TV or sth*

Loid: "Listen Anya this is very easy. I seriously don't understand how you still don't get this. Have you even been paying attention this whole time? Just concentrate and read the question again."

Anya: "You're no fun. Whatever, Twilight."

Loid: ".....What?"

Anya: "I said whatever, alright."

Anya just stares her dad dead in the eye and he is just like:

The poor man has an existential crisis and doesn't know if he should believe his daughter or his ears.

She does that only rarely, it would be suspicious otherwise. But please imagine how funny that would be. Imagine something like that happening to Yor or Franky. I am already dying of laughter imagining this scenario.

I dont know if someone already had that idea before me, if yes I am really sorry, I've just recently gotten on this app.

Thank you for reading and Sorry for any spelling or grammar mistakes.

im going to commit war crimes

for legal resons this is a joke(its not)