Tag Your Fucking Spoilers.

Tag your fucking spoilers.

Don't care if it's art, fiction, analysis, discussion, debate, complaints, memes, etc.

Tag your fucking spoilers.

'Scuse me,

what???

I don't have suggestions-based-on-xyz for anything, and haven't been on tumblr for a few months---

tumblr....are you okay? any monnies is monnies, no matter the sponsor, again, huh?

"how do i know a woman wants me to talk to her in the grocery store" are you an elderly woman with valuable information about cooking, cleaning, or saving money? if you answered no, then women do not want to talk to you in the grocery store.

Do you guys remember how kidnap fantasies were popular on wattpad because young girls and queer teens were both made to feel shame at the thought of their own sexualities, so the fantasy of being kidnapped totally against their will was a way for them to engage with a romantic or sexual fantasy without feeling morally in the wrong for doing so? Added bonus that the fantasy involved being whisked away from repressive environments like home or school, right?

Finding out that Bram Stoker was in a sexless marriage and that scholars believe that he very likely was closeted gay puts the entire book into perspective as to WHY it reads EXACTLY like a self insert wattpad Dracula kidnap fic:

“I TOTALLY love my wife and would never do anything that an upstanding Good Straight Working Man wouldn’t do but oh nooo, big strong man with broad back and strong enough arms to carry me back to bed like a princess trapped me and claimed me as his, completely against my will 👉👈 But he protects me against the bad evil sexual women (who I assure you, I am TOTALLY sexually attracted to, as any straight man with a choice would be) but trust me, I do NOT want ANY of this. What’s that? The Count is not capable of feeling love? Would be a shame if I had the special ability to change tha-”

Why not ¯\_(•᷄‎‿•᷅)_/¯ Thanks for the tag 🤍

Time for a new picrew game

Tagging: @theferricfox @postwarlevi @humanitys-strongest-bamf @the-milk-anon @darlingheichou @spicerackofblorbos @likelilacwine

We have to accept responsibility for ourselves.

We are responsible for our own feelings and our own security. It is not someone else's job to make you feel safe and loved and appreciated.

✨ Get a fuckin' therapist today ✨

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