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i’m gonna use my hacking powers to do an all pyjama run in pokemon y

He a little confused but he's got spirit

remove brain

I can't unsee the cats, and bees don't have ears, unless they're supposed to be wings? Antennae? Dammit, those are cats.

stop putting touchscreens in cars and get to the features people actually want: oscillating vent fans, visors that move automatically to block the sun, and the ability to fire red koopa shells at people who change lanes without using their turn signal

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

oh no....the full moon...you have to run, i won't be able to control myself once i tr-AUGH....GRRRRRRRAAAAAUUUYGGGGHHHHHH *painfully contorts my body and my bones crack and when my scary transformation is complete i am a little rabbit sitting peacefully on the ground*

does anyone else think of this line constantly when they hear anything slightly similar

my liege your jester just fucking bit me

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

Sometimes being a system is two adult protectors trying to keep up the queue of their teen host’s Warrior Cats gimmick blog and spending 4 minutes arguing in a Starbucks because neither of them know shit about WC

linus takes a trip to the nether. birthday gift to my sister

I'M FUCKING CRYING LMAOOO

they should invent a grief that doesn’t define you in new and strange ways for the rest of your life

feel free to put location/area in the tags

we should abandon the current US government system and replace it with the ranking system in warrior cats don’t @ me

shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay

super paper Mario fans where you at 

A few years ago a roommate abruptly decided to move out to live with her boyfriend, and I ended up spending half a year sharing an apartment with someone I had never met before: an Egyptian girl with very limited English.

She was confused by my appearance and asked me “boy or girl?” It took me a while to understand what she was saying, but eventually she got the point across, and I told her that I was a girl. She seemed unsatisfied, and I explained that I was transgender. Unsurprisingly, she didn’t know the word.

We ended communicating by typing our respective sentences into Google Translate. Unfortunately, whatever the Arabic word for “transgender” is, it wasn’t a word she knew either. Eventually I ended up typing in “I used to be a boy but it made me unhappy so I decided to be a girl.” She stared at it for a moment then asked “You are happy now?” I said yes, and she smiled and looked thoughtful.

A couple hours later she came up to me and said “You and me, we are sisters,” and gave me a hug. “You say you are girl, you are girl.”

A pound of smoked salmon for the lady. STAT

He is THE King (and the father)

i'll make sure you fall in love next time