Murderer: Any Last Words

murderer: any last words

me: do u think i’m cute be honest

My dude had no clue what was about to go down💀💀

ten-year-old Nico about Percy and gang: I just want to be included.

Nico, after being included: what the fuck—

I BURSTED OUT LAUGJNG

Being inspired by my own poll about Leo being fucked up post resurrection- him being hunted by Thanatos, and it coming to a head at camp, him running across the central green with the shadow of a winged figure closing in on him.

He bursts into Cabin Thirteen and, breathless, terrified and still a little wonky from coming back to life, explains the situation very poorly as: “Nico, I need help, I’m being pursued by a beautiful angel of a man!”

And Nico, who is of course in love with him and has been missing him terribly, folds down his newspaper in offense and says “Well, boo-fucking-hoo for you.”

Then Thanatos dive bombs one of the windows, cue demigod screams of terror, end scene.

Anyone who sees this pls reblog!! I’m literally so stupid and I accidentally deleted my old tumblr account, it’s by the username I’m using rn and to all my old followers I’m so sorry for the inconvenience. I wrote for hiro Hamada, Alta, Damian Wayne, toh,spider verse and recently Pjo, I’m barely writing this after having a melt down and I’d appreciate it if u b00sted and helped those who liked my work make their way back to me :,(( thank you

I’d also appreciate those who have reblogged any posts to tag me so that I can repost them on my blog :)

Also I couldn’t find my original account pfp so pls believe me I’m so despereate rn

REALEST SHIT EVERR‼️‼️

fuck "girl lunch" fuck "girl math" a woman is a hairy animal who sweats and grunts and excretes and hungers and gets wrinkly and dies eventually. you have to love that.