The Willows 1885

The Willows 1885

Claude Monet

me: please,,, i’m b e gging y ou,,,let me  rest

my brain at 3 am: w e l l   T H A N K  Y A   F E R   A S K I N’! I used the b i t t e n b i n d e r   m e t h o d! when i saw da perp approachin’, i chewed up a tab of alka seltzer i carry with me AT ALL TIMES. this created a foaming-at-the-mouth-appearance WHICH MADE IT LOOK LIKE I HAD RABIES. N O W  I ’ V E  T H R O W N  H I M  O F F  H I S  R H Y T H M. then i reached into his jacket where i had planted a gram of coke and i went “whoOOoOah! what da fUCK iz is?” and he goes, “dat’s not miiiiine and i never seen dat befooore!” i go, “boo hoo it’s in yer jacket and yer doin’ 2 ta 10 and yer kids are goin’ inta social SERVICES!” n o w  H E ‘ S  c r y i n’! then i grab a telephone book-

“the stars don’t shine as bright since you left.”

Rest in peace, Stan Lee (December 28, 1922 – November 12, 2018)

Stan Lee + MCU cameos (2008–2018)

Remember when Juliette clicked that emergency/notification to Warner button seventeen times and then he came bursting in the door JULIETTE WHAT HAPPENED PLEASE LOVE TELL ME ugh my heart

Josh has bde this confirmed it.