Twenty One Pilots - Message Man

Twenty One Pilots - Message Man

DO YOU EVER LISTEN TO TWENTY ONE PILOTS AND EVEN THOUGH YOUVE HEARD A SONG 629381 TIMES BEFORE, THIS TIME THE LYRICS REALLY SINK IN AND YOU REALLY HEAR WHAT TYLER IS SAYING AND IT HITS YOU LIKE A FUCKING TON OF BRICKS AND THEN YOURE ON THE FLOOR CONTEMPLATING THE MEANING OF LIFE BECAUSE OF TYLER JOSEPH’S WORDS BECAUSE SAME

Yes, I’m crazy for you.

messages of hope from trench

me: please,,, i’m b e gging y ou,,,let me  rest

my brain at 3 am: w e l l   T H A N K  Y A   F E R   A S K I N’! I used the b i t t e n b i n d e r   m e t h o d! when i saw da perp approachin’, i chewed up a tab of alka seltzer i carry with me AT ALL TIMES. this created a foaming-at-the-mouth-appearance WHICH MADE IT LOOK LIKE I HAD RABIES. N O W  I ’ V E  T H R O W N  H I M  O F F  H I S  R H Y T H M. then i reached into his jacket where i had planted a gram of coke and i went “whoOOoOah! what da fUCK iz is?” and he goes, “dat’s not miiiiine and i never seen dat befooore!” i go, “boo hoo it’s in yer jacket and yer doin’ 2 ta 10 and yer kids are goin’ inta social SERVICES!” n o w  H E ‘ S  c r y i n’! then i grab a telephone book-