My Life Isnt Really That Interesting. I Mean, I Find It Veryinteresting, But Its Not Gonna Sell A Newspaper.

My life isn’t really that interesting. I mean, I find it very interesting, but it’s not gonna sell a newspaper. — Cillian Murphy, VMan

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

i don’t speak bad taste so i don’t understand this constant mint choc chip hate but what i do know is some of you really think it tastes like toothpaste which tells me you don’t brush your teeth…keep that to yourself please

when lovebug is playing and it sounds like an acapella group from a college in the fifties and then they hit that high note and then joe screams NOW IM! and the guitar breakdown comes and u ascend to another spiritual plane

one direction really had no business making stockholm syndrome such a fucking bop but they did it anyway