⚠️this blog is just a work in progress⚠️ (I don't promise that it will get bether) 19/ BR//she/her
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HOMEM SE CONTROLE
esse bucetudo não acerta uma
NÃO ME PERGUNTA ESSAS COISAS
vagabundo cachorro
essa não era a resposta certa
tô sorrindo igual boba vai tomar no cu odeio homem
meu amigo começou a namorar e eu já não aguento mais!!!
eu tenho só 19 aninhos e agora eu sou a única solteira do meu grupo de amigos da facul e a única solteira dos netos da minha avó (paterna)
tipo
todo mundo tá tentando arranjar um namorado ou me incentivando a namorar e eu não aguento mais
This has been a PSA.
me sentindo meio carente queria estar com alguém mas ao mesmo tempo sinto que não suportaria ter que dar atenção pra absolutamente ninguém no momento ai sabe
não me peça pra cozinhar pra você, cozinhar é minha forma de amor e eu não vou te fazer nada sabendo que isso não vai virar nada
pior que eu to desanimada dele, tipo
pra que responder? ele não vai me responder mesmo
ele nem liga
fica perguntando como foi o meu dia... ele saberia se ele tivesse conversando comigo
this is killing me. get cherried idiot
just something to kick off this blog.
como me sinto quando eu estou apaixonada
oração contra mancha de espinha hoje as 22:30
relaxa amigos, ele tinha cochilado
meu deus esse homem tá em casa e não me responde, vai tomar no cu
meu deus esse homem tá em casa e não me responde, vai tomar no cu
casually rattles them all around
"I should kill myself": self-serving, reactionary
"we should all kill ourselves": building community and connection, ideologically correct
it’s happened yet again. my family shows me a single little bit of a series and i immediately hyperfixate on it
this motherfucker.
English dolls’ house c. 1885 from the collection of the Mary Merritt Museum (via).
do it for her!!
Wet Beast Rotation
And now, a brief look at the human fucker community on a monster version of tumblr
🐙 WetterThanYou Follow
It's so sad that humans can't breathe underwater, makes bringing them to my lair so much harder
👺Ascetic-more-like-ass-cetic Follow
Was anyone going to tell me humans can't breathe underwater or was I supposed to just learn that from a text post?
🐙WetterThanYou Follow
Please tell me you didn't seriously look at humans and go 'they look like they can breathe underwater'
👺Ascetic-more-like-ass-cetic Follow
I thought they were like lions and how some live in the sea :(
🦁BEaST-MAN Follow
DID YOU THINK SEA LIONS WERE LITERAL LIONS?!
👺Ascetic-more-like-ass-cetic Follow
They're not? 😭😭😭
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🐺HereWolf Follow
Vampires will be like 'I love humans' and then transform every human they know into another vampire. Weak. You are like someone who only watches Marvel movies and calls themselves a filmbuff.
🏏Batass Follow
Hey OP this is an important part of many vampire cultures so you should tone it down because this is really offensive.
🐺HereWolf Follow
You should get a culture that isn't fucking lame.
🦁BEaST-MAN Follow
OP you are literally a werewolf. And into throwing stones in glass houses I guess.
🐺HereWolf Follow
Gurl you don't know the amount of effort I put into keeping my human girlfriend a human girlfriend because I love her for being a human.
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💚CraftedLove Follow
In the club on a date with a human straight up breaking it. And by 'it,' haha, well. Let's just say. His sanity.
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🧙♂️ Crystal-Rooster-and-Orbs Follow
Sick of getting added to group chats like 'plots to overthrow our lieges.' Yes, I am both an evil wizard and an evil vizier. But I'm not plotting any treachery because my king is also evil, and so is my queen. We are in an evil polycule and give each other evil night kisses.
🧙♂️ Crystal-Rooster-and-Orbs Follow
Also stop telling me about the evil queen's OnlyFans like the king and I aren't helping her run it. Who do you think is taking the pictures? You have no idea how many evil yet deeply impractical schemes it's given us the economic cushion to do.
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🤼♂️Bitch-of-Heracles Follow
Need me a human who will hold me like this and just destroy me 😍
♣️HeraclesOfficial✅ Follow
Hey.
🤼♂️Bitch-of-Heracles Follow
WHY DID NOBODY THINK TO WARN ME HERACLES WAS ON THIS WEBSITE?!
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