This Is How I Imagine Showing Doctor Who To Any Of My Friends:

this is how i imagine showing doctor who to any of my friends:

*trash can eats a person and burps*

friend: i thought that this show is beautiful and changed you fundamentally as a person?

me: bro i swear it gets better

*skin pancake plays toxic*

You couldn't do a straightforward Human Nature plot set in the 12th Doctor era bc if 12 got fobwatched Clara would immediately steal his identity. Missy would also steal his identity. Absolutely insane Doctorfication possibilities.

Also, 12's forgotten memories canonically manifest as songs AND he's faceblind, so he wouldn't even have a dramatic dream journal full of half-remembered portraits, he'd just be hanging out in his university office shredding guitar solos while Bill (who he just met) is like "Wow, sick riff Professor Smith!" and he's like "Thanks, it's called I Dreamt I Rode a Dinosaur."

Honestly if they ever did want to bring back jack harkness but not John barrowman I don't think it'd be too drastic a story element to have a different actor play him. Like slap in another "Have you had work done?" and nobody would care. He ends up as a head in a jar yeah he's gonna look different.

do any other gomens fans end up in a situation where you have to explain gomens to someone who doesn't know jack shit about it and are faced with the reality that you have no fucking clue how to explain the shitshow that your brain has become

moisturize me

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Since people liked it i made a toy that works on the computer: https://nick-nonya.itch.io/trampoline-toy Have fun!