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21/any pronouns/you can call me glitch or beck (or yours) or whatever I literally don’t careIm not great at tagging bc I’m mainly on mobile and I forget 😔

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Soap Refuses To Wear Condoms, Insists He's Tracking Your Cycle And Everything Will Be Fine. Except When

Soap refuses to wear condoms, insists he's tracking your cycle and everything will be fine. Except when you text him: "Good news I got my period" and his immediate response is: "How's that good news?" you realize you misunderstood what he was tracking.

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1 year ago

take care of yourself

𓂃 ゚。🎀 ⋆ ⟡ 𓂃 ゚。🎀 ⋆ ⟡ 𓂃 ゚。🎀 ⋆ ⟡ 𓂃

mentally — journal: do a brain dump · meditate · remove toxic people and triggering things from your life · recite self love affirmations · think happy thoughts · if negative thoughts come, it’s okay, that’s inevitable.. let them be but don’t let them stay · take walks to clear your mind (watch your surroundings-be careful) · block, unfollow, and mute accounts online that make you feel bad about yourself · disconnect from the world - social media - the news etc often in order to make peace your priority, reset and recharge

 Take Care Of Yourself
 Take Care Of Yourself
 Take Care Of Yourself

emotionally — allow yourself to feel whatever it is that you’re feeling : cry - scream -laugh - smile .. let it out · process your feelings, the good and bad ones · try to understand them and try to work your way through them · journal daily · tell people how you feel and how they make you feel because keeping things like this bottled up isn’t good · be kind to yourself · be patient with yourself · know that your feelings are always valid and no one can ever tell you how to feel about something

 Take Care Of Yourself
 Take Care Of Yourself
 Take Care Of Yourself

physically — exercise · try yoga/pilates · drink enough water every day · try to eat breakfast lunch and dinner daily · brush your teeth in the morning and before bed · wash and deep condition your hair · don’t skip your skin care routine · get mani/pedis · practice good hygiene/shower regularly · moisturize your skin · get facials · get enough sleep · use sunscreen

 Take Care Of Yourself
 Take Care Of Yourself
 Take Care Of Yourself

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1 year ago

It still astounds me that people use coconut oil as lube like you might as well throw some rolled oats and brown sugar in their hole and make cookie dough while you're at it


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1 year ago

i was looking at a old interview where someone asked "According to the numbers, not every letter from Emil-y is published in the book. Do these unpublished letters exist somewhere? May they ever be shared?" and ea replied saying there are hidden clues and that there are bits online hidden in secret links. are these links still available and if so how do you find them?

I assume the Goodreads Q&A is the interview you're referencing.

I Was Looking At A Old Interview Where Someone Asked "According To The Numbers, Not Every Letter From

There are many links inside the eBook, but no hospital or asylum letters have been found. The only Asylum Letter currently missing from the book's index is Asylum Letter No. I, but that's because it's included inside of Hospital Entry 12: The First Note.

See the links and passwords list here.


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1 year ago

I know for a fact Jareth’s room is fucking messy, it’s messy in a Howl Pendragon way but also if like rococo period lace and drapery threw up everywhere as well as like some shiny things and glitter. It’s like a 18th century prince bachelor pad.

I Know For A Fact Jareths Room Is Fucking Messy, Its Messy In A Howl Pendragon Way But Also If Like Rococo
I Know For A Fact Jareths Room Is Fucking Messy, Its Messy In A Howl Pendragon Way But Also If Like Rococo
I Know For A Fact Jareths Room Is Fucking Messy, Its Messy In A Howl Pendragon Way But Also If Like Rococo
I Know For A Fact Jareths Room Is Fucking Messy, Its Messy In A Howl Pendragon Way But Also If Like Rococo

There’s lit candles everywhere where it’s probably a serious fire hazard, he has a writing desk filled with half finished letters and paperwork and ink-splatted paper, quills, and inkwells. He’s both too lazy and too entitled to really clean or organize anything. There’s a bunch of broken furniture and shit in a corner collecting cobwebs and he won’t throw it away or anything. you cannot see the floor.


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