Im Nobodys Favorite. Trust Me. I Can Ruin It For You So Quick

I’m nobody’s favorite. Trust me. I can ruin it for you so quick

Void are u my favourite

Or like is it funni bunni or idk I'm confused mentally

it's me I'm your favorite 100% don't even

WHY?! IS BEING NICE BAD TO YOU?!

What if I- started being nice..? Like nice nice.. really nice and caring…

I'd kill you.

HAPPY BDAY!! I actually had this in my calendar, since I took it off the worm post, but I didn’t know your time zone.

So sorry I’m a lil late!! I WISH YOU SUCH A HAPPY BDAY!!! 🎉

So uhhh, it's my birthday today. . . Yay I'm not dead yet

Thanks to everyone who's supported me to this point.

Maybe they were just telling me a silly piece of information I had no idea about. I genuinely was confused why it was in my inbox, but I’m ALWAYS happy to respond to asks. Don’t matter how unhinged or weird, I respond to my psychopathic kiddos

"A Little Sketchy", a tale from...

THE EMPLOYERS FROM OUTER SPACE

It was the middle of the night and I was sleeping in my bed, when a crazy job offer was transmitted into my head. I thought that I was dreaming or that maybe I was dread. No, the message was real, and this is what it said:

"We're a little company from far away and we're reaching out because we found your resume. We think we've got an offer that you won't refuse, a special opportunity that you won't wanna lose. So sneak into the woods when you can see each star and don't tell anybody where you are-"

Is this a little sketchy? Or am I just paranoid? Is it so farfetched that we could soon be employed? But it's super duper sketchy...

"Hey, I don't mean to naysay, but the verdict is in, and this is HECKA SKETCHY! No mention of benefits? No mention of pay? No experience required... at least that's what they say!"

"It's clear you have potential, yeah, we aren't dull. Experience is not essential to sell your soul- Oops, what we mean is that jobs like these are very hard to find. All we ask is that you leave the world you know behind. This offer won't last long, we're gonna take off soon, so come down to this place when you can gaze at the moon."

Yeah, this is super sketchy... so why am I overjoyed? Guess we're pretty desperate to be employed.

"Isn't this the moment you've been waiting for? It's chances like these that you can't ignore. So come on, come on, come on, OPEN THE DOOR!"

But it's super duper sketchy... but it could my only shot...

👀

Not sure who sent this, or where it’s from but it is absolutely divine! Very intriguing and I like the way of writing. 

I guarantee it is perfectly okay to express your discomfort with this! You shouldn’t feel bad for claiming your right to feel uncomfortable with someone saying that about something that represents you. Some people need to learn that, and you aren’t being rude or mean in any sense!

A hate to say this… but your OC is…

*deep inhale*

Momm-

*DIES IMMEDIATELY*

Canceled immediately

Time for an execution

Hello bun friend

Hewo Bun

Wittle guy •w•