One Of My Favorite Things About My Job That I Can Say To People That Sounds Utterly Ridiculous But Is

one of my favorite things about my job that i can say to people that sounds utterly ridiculous but is technically 100% true is that one of our sea turtles keeps trying to get me to commit a felony on her behalf and gets SUPER cranky when i won’t do it

PSA:

As it becomes increasingly clear that Kamala Harris will be the Democratic candidate for President, we will no doubt be deluged with a new type of psyop known as information. Examples of information may include:

Her policy positions

Quotations she said and the context in which she said them

The impact of her decisions on other people's lives

Stay vigilant! Remember that if the information has not been properly vetted by the Harris campaign, it is not Official Propaganda and is not to be trusted!

"forgive and forget" WRONG! go to hell

the best fic I have ever read.

it's fucking brilliant. it's perfect. it's got everything. parentlock, weddings, holidays, all our favorite side characters making their appearances. the references to the show were so detailed. I cried multiple times I had to get up and stop reading to scream into a pillow because it was so perfect. this is what happens post-canon in my head now.