MOTHER: Now Eat Your Vegetables Honey So You Can Grow Up Big And Strong

MOTHER: now eat your vegetables honey so you can grow up big and strong

WOKE SON: i dont WANT to grow up big and strong. i want to be a Twink

Plot developments I would love to see in Alecto the Ninth (aside from the obvious wish for a reunion and reconciliation between Harrow and Gideon)

- I want God to die. I want the world to live.

- I want to hear more about Anastasia the first and find out why Alecto was in love with her

- I want Pyrrha Dve to be happy. I also want at least one exchange with Gideon where she brags about fucking Gideon's mom.

- I want to spend time with Paul

- I demand an exploration of the way God lied to his Lyctors about the fact that there was another way to ascend without the sacrifice of the cavalier. The implications of Paul and Alecto.

- I want to spend time with the Angel. And Noodle. And Pash. And We Suffer

- I want Gideon to be mad at Ianthe for giving her the Labotomy

- I want Pyrrah Dve to make an ass joke about the Labotomy. Kiriona would get a kick out of that. Harrow wouldn't laugh, though, and I think that would make Pyrrah sad.

- I want Gideon to be mad at Harrow, i.e., "I gave you my life and you didn't even want it"

- I want Judith and Coronabeth to fuck each other.

- I want an explanation of what the hell is wrong with the River. Why is it Like That. Is there another distant shore, like Abigail Pent suspected? Why was Palamedes able to create a bubble? I am curious.

- I want Aiglamine to spend time with Kiriona. I want Kiriona to tell Aiglamine everything. Especially how well she did as a swordswoman. I want Aiglamine to be proud.

- I want Barbenheimer references everywhere. Let's put this doll back in her box

the best fic I have ever read.

it's fucking brilliant. it's perfect. it's got everything. parentlock, weddings, holidays, all our favorite side characters making their appearances. the references to the show were so detailed. I cried multiple times I had to get up and stop reading to scream into a pillow because it was so perfect. this is what happens post-canon in my head now.

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