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Ineffable Husbands Fic Rec #11

alpha centauri

Summary: “There isn’t time, angel!” Crowley snaps. “Will you come with me? Yes or no?”

Aziraphale clenches his jaw, and Crowley is sure he’s lost him. But unexpectedly, his expression hardens. He looks determined when he focuses back on Crowley.

“Yes.”

Drinking Buddies and Diaries

Summary: “I read the books about you,” Muriel said matter-of-factly.

Crowley wasn’t following. “The books about me?”

“The letter books to Aziraphale’s friend Diary? You must know them. They must be an angel, but I don’t think I’ve ever met them before.”

Crowley coughed heavily. “You’ve read Aziraphale’s diary?”

a place to be

Summary: In which Crowley moves back into his flat, Aziraphale has problems at work, and the Second Coming of Christ is but a stone's throw away.

Aziraphale watches him with sad eyes, unflinching and fearless. “Crowley, I think that you’re-”

”What? Wicked? Beastly? Evil?”

“Perfect.”

Crowley stops in his tracks, a wave of strange nausea rolling through him. It isn’t- what gives Aziraphale the right to say things like that? After tossing Crowley to the kerb? “Then why did you leave?” he asks, and it sounds a lot wetter than he had hoped for.

“I wanted to keep you safe,” Aziraphale says desperately.

“We could have kept ourselves safe,” he says, softer now. “Together.”

No Nightingales

Summary: It's been a year since Aziraphale left Crowley on Earth and neither of them are faring very well. A moment of crisis brings them together again, and this time it's up to Aziraphale to save Crowley.

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

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