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we passed a sign in boring that said their sister city is dull, scotland
As an adult I think me and all my friends should all have matching schedules and work like 20 hours a week and also everyone lives within 15 minutes of each other why is that so much to ask
reblog if you're a sick individual who's attracted to women over 30
“If someone asked me “What are the signs of love?” I would have said without hesitation, It’s the familiarity and the removal of cost, And to find yourself not having to lie, and the embarrassment removed between you two, and see yourself acting in your nature without trying to be something else so she likes you, And that you two keep silent and the silence gets delicious, And that one of you two talk and listening gets delicious.”
— Mustafa Mahmoud
Turn up the theremin i cant hear the theremin
born to be an abstract concept, forced to be a percievable entity
i do think it's so fun that there's a limit to the maximum size of a structure that your mind can conceive of before your imagination starts glitching and struggling to fully render it like an overloaded processor machine. your imagination is only limitless if it stays within the dimensional guidelines encoded into it. and needless to say the one i can imagine is bigger than any of you losers could ever hope to dream of.
A universal mood.
I might turn these into stickers
in an interesting case of linguistic convergent evolution, the english words scale, scale, and scale are all false cognates of each other
Moo Deng : )))
people have these “my dog is a democrat” stickers and I like to imagine them with increasingly unlikely animals professing more niche political opinions:
my parrot is a democratic socialist
my arctic fox is an anarchopastoralist
my catfish believes in the divine right of kings
calling explicit content spicy is so cringe i can't handle it
L.M. Montgomery from ‘Anne’s House of Dreams’
It’s September so happy 134th anniversary to the only literary couple that matters.