Yes I Know He Killed 50 People In 2 Days But I Can Fix Him Ok So Mind Ur Business Buddy

yes I know he killed 50 people in 2 days but I can fix him ok so mind ur business buddy

me: well well well if it isn't the consequences of mine own actions

my pile of stuffed animals, not having room for the new one I just bought:

my wallet, empty:

my mom, disappointed:

🖤🩶🤍💚

trying to shoot Dracula was such a power move

genuinely one of my favourite details about Bram Stokers Dracula that isn't really transferred to the pop culture is that vampires have irridescent eyes, they appear brown at a glance, however when light is reflected on them they seem to go red!

last year I learned I have the free will to buy moss and glue it to stuff and now all I do is buy jars and put moss in them

so if anybody needs a craft idea go to Michaels and get some moss and a jar then go the clearance section and grab those figurines with the broken limbs and just tape their limbs back on or something and you can make a fairy that lives in a jar

took all those stupid tests with my therapist just be diagnosed with extreme silliness and crippling anxiety what happened to the part where I physically cannot do my homework