Jason: Yolo

Jason: yolo

Jason: yolt

Jason: yolt

Jason: yolft

Jason: yolft

Everyone: Please stop

How to come untouched, a tutorial:

So, after I shared with a couple of friends that I had the ability to masturbate with my mind, a tutorial was requested, and I figured this was the best place to share.

You will need:

-Your imagination (as vivid as possible, and try to train it to be as sense-integrative as possible: imagery, sound, touch, smell, anything you like, make it a full embodiment experience)

-Thighs you can press together tightly (friction might not be needed but if there is no pressure this will not work, there has to be a base physical element to ground yourself in your body)

Where you can do this:

-your bedroom

-the sofa in the living room of your parents' house (as long as nobody is in the room)

-your local/high school library (even if there are people around)

-anywhere as long as you dare tbh

Step 1: You need to go into this headspace where you let go of common inhibitions, not in a "drunk and excited" way, but in a "tired of all the pressure of the daily life" way. Maybe medidate, have a good cry, idk what works for you.

Step 2: choose a bunch of your deepest fantasms. The more intense the better. Now you're going to want to sink into that headspace further in order to explore the parts of your fantasm that are usually too dark for you, not because they scare you off, but because you're afraid. You need to let go of that fear.

Pro tip: for beginners, you might want to start with erotica/fanfic works for that fits those fantasm you want to explore. As you grow into your abilities, you will probably not need it anymore, but fiction is a good starting point, especially if you're not very aware/used to thinking about your most intimate kinks.

Step 3: clench your thighs close together, either close your eyes or focus all your attention on what you're reading, remember to bite your lip and hold it down if there are people around, and shove complete, razor-sharp focus (this is a skill you can train) on that story/fantasm you're working with. And then all that's left is having fun!!! This can also be a good occasion to practice your poker face ;)

Warning: as a beginner, this might take a lot of time. Do not be discouraged! The more you do it, the quicker you'll be able to get it/control how quickly you wanna cum if you're strapped for time or you really wanna enjoy it, and the lighter the fantasm is going to need to be.

Limits/restrictions : You may have noticed I'm not a vanilla person, so I have no idea how that would work for vanilla people, please address all reclamations at @shesthere .

Enjoy, have fun, and be responsible! Remember all skills take time to cultivate

The definition of understanding the assignment

Some Wayne gala fits for the boys! I saw something similar by @fallen-jpg and wanted to do some of my own lol

Ps… I’m not good with backgrounds lol and I made Damian much older cause I didn’t want to draw a kid …

Part 2 !!!

Crack idea:

Jason on karaoke night singing "What I know now" from the Beetlejuice musical at the top of his lungs. It's not even off-key (because he's memorized the melody) but Bruce has stopped breathing somewhere between "I wouldn't have had my little accident" and "see a shrink, call a priest, ask the recently deceased". Jason joyfully shouts "I exploded!" and Dick's face turns to shrimp colour. Duke is laughing his ass off

(bonus if Steph is singing the parts of the ensemble)

Someone commented around the angstiest part of my fic (really lovely reader, very sweet comment) that they didn't see how the story could have a happy ending because what had happened to Jason could never be undone (which is kinda the point) and the Robins would always be child soldiers (which was really really not what the story was about). And for a moment I was really confused because while the story is pretty fucking dark and the discussion over child-soldiering could totally happen in-tone in universe, it was never even a theme, so I read the comment and thought "well, shit. What do I do now?" Because it was never gonna get addressed beyond Bruce's usual "woe is me I got my robins killed" stuff, but now I felt like whatever ending I was picturing was rendered dimmer by the shadow of that untreated issue in the background. Eventually I decided to say screw it because the story is more about playing with the character's psychology and using superheroes to talk about different real-life questions than creating a super realistic flawless world where there's a great justification for everything, but it still fucked with me. I think that reader just misunderstood Jason's motives in the story since the narration didn't to the bottom of it yet which created some confusion, but I didn't expect it to catch me off-guard like that.

Anyway, dc is a made up universe used to tell stories about a lot of different stuff using different tones and themes. Don't be an idiot like me and give yourself a headache for something silly like that when you can give yourself a headache over something clever (like a jayroy horse movie AU) instead.

"Are the Robins child soldiers" It depends. If the story is super serious and into exploring complex morality and grounded from reality's standards, then yes. If the story is lighthearted, made for children, fluff, etc., then no. If it's somewhere in the middle, it might depend.

If an author wants to write a story seriously delving into the fucked up-ness of children fighting criminals, they can, and if you don't like it, you can read something else.

If an author wants to write a fun story about villains and heroes featuring Robin in a world where that's not an issue, they can, and if you don't like it, you can read something else.

If an author wants to write a serious story but not apply IRL-logic to Robin, they can, and if you don't like it, you can read something else.

Discowing!Dick: Okay so for your first interrogation, would you like to play good cop or bad cop?

Robin!Jason: Who the fuck are you calling a cop

Dick: No, it's-

Jason: How dare you