I Cant Believe You, Sukuna Says, Voice Dripping With Betrayal, Eyes More Pained Than Youd Ever Seen Them.

“I can’t believe you,” Sukuna says, voice dripping with betrayal, eyes more pained than you’d ever seen them.

“What?” you ask, tilting your head with concern as a pit settles in your stomach.

“I gave you everything… my heart. My soul. EVERYTHING! And this is how you repay me?” Your husband howls in despair as his antics only further your confusion.

“Honey, wha-“

“SILENCE, TRAITOR!” He shouts, tossing a clearly offensive red sock at you, which bounces off your chest and falls harmlessly to your lap.

“…this is my sock,” you report after a moment of observation.

“I KNOW THAT!” Sukuna cries. “It isn’t mine. I would never put that monstrosity in with the white laundry. I wasn’t raised in a cave.”

*quick note: I was raised in a cave, according to Sukuna’s logic. Ya girl doesn’t separate laundry 😅

if your comfort character is levi ackerman, then congratulations; you have depression

Jujutsu Kaisen Posters (Gojo Centric) Belated present to Hân @keikuns​

“Virgin”, “Wanker”, and “Fucker” are all insults. You just can’t win.

me: *accidentally isolates myself from my friends and disconnects from online communities*

me: whered all my besties go

you know... sniffle you know when a guy puts you in a mating press and his face is all up on yours :( and he takes in the way your eyes are glossed over as you babble nonsense words against his lips that he just returns with little yeah's and uh huh's as he nods along with you

hajime, tōru, issei, kentarō, sawamura, kōshi, shoyo, ryūnosuke, tadashi, tetsurō, keiji, kōtarō, atsumu, osamu, shinsuke, rintarō, satori, shūgo, hakuba, and romero do that :(