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*A shitty Tumblr meme about my TMNT iteration

*CJ (Casey Jones):

*Raph: if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image i’d have 15 cents

*CJ: if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt after reading this comment i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

*'Nardo: actually I did the math, they would have $225, not $0.15

*Raph: sis i'm right here...

*Miwa: if i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :)

*CJ: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?

*Miwa: sorry i only have a dollar.

*CJ: :(

*'Nardo: hey I just realized my friend April is right, they would have $22500 not $225

^my friend April

*Miwa: if i had $22,500 i would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

*'Nardo: You can buy anything you want with $22500

*Karai: yeah and they want soda and apply juice

*'Nardo: apply juice to what

*Mikey: directly to the forehead

*Mondo: Great post guys

lol

*This is the funniest post on Tumblr I've ever seen up until this point. I strive to be like hotmeat89. Thank you for your service to this app. o7

Happy Memorial Day

*More of my TMNT AU Character info: Oroku family edition (TW FOR MENTIONS OF DEAT)( AND KIDNAPPING)

*OG post

*Oroku Miwa

*She/)(er Genderqueer *4'3" (Pre mutation) *4'9" (Post mutation) *9 *)(alf Chinese and Japanese *Pre mutation, she was relatively skinny *Long black hair, v cut bangs like 2012 Karai/Miwa *Dark forest green eyes *Wears a white, sleeveless floral print dress, light blue, boot cut jeans, a pink zip-up hoodie, and yellow rain boots. *Mutates into a South China Tiger *Gets muscular *Very sweet girl *Knows Japanese, Chinese, and some English *Likes to draw *Karai's younger half-sister *Oroku Saki (Shredder)'s youngest daughter *Was almost kidnapped with her father, but Karai saved her *Mother was killed by Baxter Stockman *She met the turtles a little bit after Karai *She got mutated on accident during a battle with Stockman's henchmen *Is like a younger sister/cousin/niece to the turtles *Closest with Mikey *Thinks April is literally the coolest person in the world *Likes to talk with 'Nardo because they are both very observant *LOVES doing arts and crafts with Madonna and Raph *)(er and Raph have spa dayss where they play with orbeez spa sets and try skincare stuff *Splinter spoils the living days out of her

*Oroku Karai

*She/They Cis *5'2" *20 *Japanese American *Lean, athletic build *Black undercut wore in a man bun *Amber eyes *Wears a similar outfit to Cassandra Jones in ROTTMNT minus the bandages around the arms *Lesbian *Miwa's older half sister *Oroku Saki (Shredder)'s oldest daughter *Shredder was visiting her with his wife and Miwa when he was kidnapped, she was able to save Miwa but not Shredder or his wife *Mother died of sickness when Karai was 8 *Knows English, Japanese and Chinese *Lives in New York, was born in Japan and raised there until her father remarried and moved to China *Experienced kunoichi and great swordswoman *Uses katana *Meets the turtles later on when they are in New York *Sort of a Big sister/motherly figure to 'Nardo because he reminds her of her younger self *Not very close with the other turtles, really only talks with them when discussing Stockman or Miwa *Kind of aggressive because of her grudge against Stockman *Later learns to open up more and to be less aggressive *Gets a crush on and dates April

*Oroku Saki (Shredder) T)(IS SECTION CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR T)(E TMNT 2012 S)(OW!!!

*)(e/)(im Cis male *6'3 1/2" (Pre mutation) *8'9" (Post mutation) *57 *Japanese-Chinese *Pre mutation was a large, toned, muscular man *Shoulder length hair wore half down with v shaped bangs *Wore suits or ninja garb *Dark brown eyes *Looks similar to to The Super Shredder post mutation *Loses his hair *Father To Miwa and Karai *)(ad 2 wives that have now died (Oroku Jing, Miwa's mother and Oroku Yuuko, Karai's mother) *Used to be close friends and business partners with Baxter Stockman before he was kidnapped and experimented on *The mutation left him mentally unstable and incredibly aggressive *When he escaped the lab he attacked one of the cities close to the lab *Sanity gets restored and he gets stabilized later on *Stabilization did not change him physically, only mentally *Turtles frequently fought him pre stabilization *Relationship with turtles is rough post stabilization *Very supportive and good father to Miwa and Karai post stabilization *)(is character is inspired by 2012 Leatherhead and Ninjago's Lord Garmadon

*Oroku Yuuko

*She/)(er Cis female *5'1" *42 (at time of death) *Japanese *Thin and sickly *Long, thin, black hair that she wore down *Wore hospital robes *Amber eyes *Karai's deceased mother *Died of tuberculous *Died when Karai was 8 *Loved Saki and Karai dearly *Taught Karai about weaponry and anatomy at a young age *Before she was sick she would help Karai learn swordsmanship *When she died she gave solely Karai access to her study and library

*Oroku Jing

*She/)(er Cis female *5'3" *54 *Chinese *Thin but curvy, model-esque if you will *Short, thick, brown hair *Wore sleek, business casual outfits *Dark green eyes *Miwa's deceased mother *Was killed by Stockman when her family and her were visiting Karai and Stockman kidnapped Saki *Married Saki a year after Yuuko's passing *Was a model and met Saki while on a business trip in Japan *Was sweet but distant at times to both Saki and Miwa *Spoiled Miwa with shopping trips and gifts quite often *Was planning to put Miwa in art school before she died

*Next up, I'm writing about the muntants like Mondo Gecko, Bebop and Rocksteady, and even some OCs!!!

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