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please miss olsen, all i need is a chance 🧎🏻‍♀️

I am no better than a man 👀

Elizabeth Olsen

my wife is so beautiful <3

rich wife vibes 🖤

gnawing at the bars of my enclosure— BOAF OF EM

Slap it on my tongue🙏🏻🙏🏻

I’m tired I wanna be taller than that short ass😢

WHY ARE ALL THE BILLIE X READER WHERE I’M SHORTER THAN HER???? THAT WOMAN IS 5’3 I’M 5’9 BRO 😭😭😭😭

In one instance I’m like she’s so precious and I wanna wrap her up and protect her forever

And in another I’m like she’s so hot I wanna call her mommy

she's so unserious. i love her

at one point I wanna be called a good girl but in another I want a gf I can call a good girl 😔😔

I’m very serious I’m taking applications from like 5 years ago it seems like no one ever got the memo :(

can the universe give me a girlfriend to love and cherish sometime soon please?

can the universe give me a girlfriend to love and cherish sometime soon please?

well then 🤭🤭

okay okay no stool

some short chick just threatened to bite me again 🥲

@naturesapphic

I’ll get you a stool so you’re not restricted to my ankles doll 😘

some short chick just threatened to bite me again 🥲

@naturesapphic

as long as it’s not my ankles <33333

I appreciate the love shorty

some short chick just threatened to bite me again 🥲

@naturesapphic

some short chick just threatened to bite me again 🥲

@naturesapphic

OKAY OKAY I APOLOGIZE LEAVE MY ANKLES ALONE

WHY ARE ALL THE BILLIE X READER WHERE I’M SHORTER THAN HER???? THAT WOMAN IS 5’3 I’M 5’9 BRO 😭😭😭😭

So, so sorry shorty😘

WHY ARE ALL THE BILLIE X READER WHERE I’M SHORTER THAN HER???? THAT WOMAN IS 5’3 I’M 5’9 BRO 😭😭😭😭

OHHH IM SO SORRY IM SO SCARED🫣

WHY ARE ALL THE BILLIE X READER WHERE I’M SHORTER THAN HER???? THAT WOMAN IS 5’3 I’M 5’9 BRO 😭😭😭😭

MAYBE IF YOU CAN REACH ME, SHORTY 😗

WHY ARE ALL THE BILLIE X READER WHERE I’M SHORTER THAN HER???? THAT WOMAN IS 5’3 I’M 5’9 BRO 😭😭😭😭

AWE YOU SO CUTE AND SHORT 😘😘

WHY ARE ALL THE BILLIE X READER WHERE I’M SHORTER THAN HER???? THAT WOMAN IS 5’3 I’M 5’9 BRO 😭😭😭😭

WHY ARE ALL THE BILLIE X READER WHERE I’M SHORTER THAN HER???? THAT WOMAN IS 5’3 I’M 5’9 BRO 😭😭😭😭

BOAF

person: how many times did you watch this?

me: yes

THEY COULD NEVER MAKE ME HATE YOU LIZZIE SALTZMAN

CAN ELIZABETH OLSEN STOP LOOKING SO GOOD WHEN IM AT WORK I CANT BREATHE ????!?!?