We Hunt The Mighty Pasta BEAST

we hunt the mighty pasta BEAST

and breadsticks are its BONES

ALFREDO FLOWS inside its veins

its organs are CALZONES

For those just beginning to read the Silmarillion

Always remember that there isn't just one type of reading.

You read books because you love them and are invested in them.

You read books because you dislike them, hate them, and want to understand who you hate them, and understand what a bad book is.

You read books as a way to kill time, to distract your own mind, you have comfort-readings made to be easy and fast and not unpleasant.

You read books because you do not understand them, they confuse you and you want to understand what their deal is.

You read books because you are forced to - kindly forced or not - by your school, by your job, by your friends, by your family.

You read books because they are classics everybody knows about ; because they are part of your cultural heritage ; because they express someone else's culture ; or because they influenced a person or a piece of fiction you like very much.

You read books because nobody ever heard about them, they are some obscure titles that never became mainstream or never even left their country or region of origin, and you are curious about what might be.

Whoever tells you "You can only read book if you have fun with it" lies. There are books you read to laugh, there are books you read to cry ; there are books you read to learn, there are books you read to despise ; there are books you read simply to know about it ; there are books you read because you have nothing else to do ; there are books you read to feel disgusted, books you read to feel enchanted ; and books you end up reading without understanding how you even ended up with it in your hand.

Reading can be a game. It can be a hobby. It can be a chore. It can be a job. It can be an art. It can be a war.

The most important thing is that you read - and there is no "good" way to do it. Binge-reading, slow reading, fragmented reading, planned reading, single reading, group reading, love reading, hate reading. As long as you read

"you cant get married platonically, marriage is about LOVE and COMMITMENT" yeah love for the bit commitment to the bit

why didn’t gandalf just carry the ring to mordor himself with these tongs