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8 months ago

How fucking annoying is it when you feel so restless with creative energy but you can’t decide what to do with it and when you finally try to create something it comes out shit so you just give up and sit there being all creatively annoyed and jittery.

8 months ago

Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue

9 months ago

Ok so my kid had an ear infection, right? As kids often do.

The doctor scraped out a bit of earwax to have a better look inside.

I was sent a bill for $200 PER EAR for this 5 second procedure which I did not give permission for them to do.

That was key- they did not ASK me if they could do this "procedure". And, as I OWN a medical practice (it's me. The medical practice is me, sitting in my house on video calls) I knew to call them when this bill came in to be like "You did not obtain informed consent for this procedure, and it was not en emergency procedure. You had full ability to gain my consent and didn't. I'm not paying."

And the massive hospital who owned the bill said "yuh-huh you do have to pay."

And I said "I own a practice. I know these laws. I do not owe you money for this."

And they conducted an "internal review" and SURPRISE! Decided I totally owed them money and they had never done anything wrong ever.

And so I called my state's Attorney General office, and explained the situation because, as I mentioned, I know the law. The AG got in touch within a couple days to say they were taking the case and would send the massive hospital conglomerate a knock it off, guys letter.

Lo and Behold, today I have a letter where said hospital graciously has agreed to forfeit the payment.

"How not to get screwed over by companies" should be part of civics class.

Know your rights and know who to call when they're infringed on. This whole process cost me $0 and honestly less effort than I would have expected.

May this knowledge find its way to someone else who can use it.

9 months ago

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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9 months ago

i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.

10 months ago
10 months ago
These Human Creatures Have Strange Customs. Some Are Nice Tho

these human creatures have strange customs. some are nice tho

10 months ago

"I live in a red state my vote doesn't ma-"

If your vote didn't matter they wouldn't try so hard to make it harder to vote in red states. Voting in red states can turn them into swing states like Georgia, Ohio, and Arizona. And voting in blue states can keep them from becoming swing states.

California used to be Red. Texas was Blue long ago. Florida was once a swing state. Obama took Indiana but it's gone redder since. Ten years ago Arizona and Georgia going blue was unthinkable.

Things change and we can make them change.

And that's before getting into more local elections. Turning cities blue, the state legislature.

Red states have flipped blue in recent years at those levels too.

Because people vote, and if we vote in high enough numbers we can turn a tight election into a walk in the park. If we vote in high enough numbers, we can turn a loss into a win. So many good things have happened in states where someone won by like 100 votes. (arizona is one)

10 months ago

when the clock is at :45 it’s like. oh i have a whole quarter of the hour left i have so much time this is great and then it hits :47 and you’re like it’s basically :50 which is basically the top of the hour and all my time is wasted forever and ever

11 months ago
More Self Indulgent Modern Au
More Self Indulgent Modern Au

more self indulgent modern au

mihawk and his two cotton candy haired kids

11 months ago

Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it

Reading Amazing Fanfiction, Then Forgetting To Bookmark It
11 months ago

I am dying to understand where the "Crocodile is Luffy's mom" theory came from. At first I thought it was a standard tumblr crack ship between Dragon and Crocodile or something.

However, recently I found out that it's broken containment and is well known on instagram and other one piece fandom gathering social media spots?

What on earth is the origin? Is it because Croc helped save Luffy at Marineford for some reason after learning he's Dragon's son? Is it because Iva knows his "secret" and Iva's a) trans and b) a commander of the revolution and friend of Dragon?

11 months ago

Looking back it was so funny how high school teachers would pull the "you won't be able to get away with stuff like this in college, your professors expect you to be serious" or any hint that college is a Deeply Serious place.

One year in college I took a summer class on The Canterbury Tales because the super rad professor from my "Saints, Whores, and Warriors: Women of Medieval Europe" class was teaching it and convinced me that learning all the dirty jokes in Chaucer would be a rad way to spend the summer (she was correct).

Anyway, the university assigned us a modular classroom, or a trailer, and she was pissed. It was summer semester, you really couldn't find one classroom on this whole campus for 15 freaks reading Chaucer? Really? So she decided to move the class to the little 1890s house on the other side of campus where the English department was and we could enjoy the nice former living room/dining room for the summer.

She leads us on our trek across campus, not really paying attention to us. We file inside and get seats around the table as she is unpacking her bag and getting set up. Finally she turns around to see all 15 of us eating one of these

Looking Back It Was So Funny How High School Teachers Would Pull The "you Won't Be Able To Get Away With

"What the...fuck? How? Where did you all get popsicles?" Total bewilderment.

Someone explained that the GRE test prep people where handing them out to students. Her reaction was "well this is unacceptable." And she went and demanded one of her own and we all enjoyed a frozen treat as we discussed the finer point of the Knight's Tale in middle English.

11 months ago
A Chimera Oli For Artfight, Cheers :3 @10piecechickenmcnugget

a chimera oli for artfight, cheers :3 @10piecechickenmcnugget

11 months ago

I want to see more Luffy as an almost cryptid-like figure, leaning into the fact that he's actually kind of scary and unnerving. The strange boy in an unassuming straw hat whose smile is too wide and full of teeth, always spreading across his face when he should be running in fear. Wild black hair and dark eyes that stare straight into your soul. A laugh that's born of pure delight but sounds like the dangerous cackling of a madman, making you question What He Is. A creature who can take any shape and size, who appears in places he should never be, and when faced with death simply tells it no. Threats make him grin and drawing his blood seems only to make him stronger. Always, always hungry, and loyal to those who feed his gaping maw. A harbinger of chaos everywhere he roams, as though he were its patron saint. Luffy is actually terrifying and I need that to be acknowledged.

I Want To See More Luffy As An Almost Cryptid-like Figure, Leaning Into The Fact That He's Actually Kind
I Want To See More Luffy As An Almost Cryptid-like Figure, Leaning Into The Fact That He's Actually Kind
I Want To See More Luffy As An Almost Cryptid-like Figure, Leaning Into The Fact That He's Actually Kind
I Want To See More Luffy As An Almost Cryptid-like Figure, Leaning Into The Fact That He's Actually Kind
I Want To See More Luffy As An Almost Cryptid-like Figure, Leaning Into The Fact That He's Actually Kind
I Want To See More Luffy As An Almost Cryptid-like Figure, Leaning Into The Fact That He's Actually Kind
1 year ago
A Little Froggy - Commissioned Work

a little froggy - commissioned work

1 year ago

You ever think about how crows are acting not unlike how early humans probably did and you're just like. Oh ok

1 year ago
Here's A Bunch Of Spongebob Titlecards I Hoarded
Here's A Bunch Of Spongebob Titlecards I Hoarded
Here's A Bunch Of Spongebob Titlecards I Hoarded
Here's A Bunch Of Spongebob Titlecards I Hoarded
Here's A Bunch Of Spongebob Titlecards I Hoarded
Here's A Bunch Of Spongebob Titlecards I Hoarded
Here's A Bunch Of Spongebob Titlecards I Hoarded
Here's A Bunch Of Spongebob Titlecards I Hoarded
Here's A Bunch Of Spongebob Titlecards I Hoarded
Here's A Bunch Of Spongebob Titlecards I Hoarded
Here's A Bunch Of Spongebob Titlecards I Hoarded
Here's A Bunch Of Spongebob Titlecards I Hoarded
Here's A Bunch Of Spongebob Titlecards I Hoarded
Here's A Bunch Of Spongebob Titlecards I Hoarded
Here's A Bunch Of Spongebob Titlecards I Hoarded
Here's A Bunch Of Spongebob Titlecards I Hoarded
Here's A Bunch Of Spongebob Titlecards I Hoarded
Here's A Bunch Of Spongebob Titlecards I Hoarded
Here's A Bunch Of Spongebob Titlecards I Hoarded
Here's A Bunch Of Spongebob Titlecards I Hoarded
Here's A Bunch Of Spongebob Titlecards I Hoarded
Here's A Bunch Of Spongebob Titlecards I Hoarded
Here's A Bunch Of Spongebob Titlecards I Hoarded

here's a bunch of spongebob titlecards i hoarded

1 year ago
*Stares Directly Into The Camera*

*Stares directly into the camera*