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Bam Dating Rockstar Reader Headcannons!

a/n: This idea has been stuck in my head forever so I'm finally letting it out haha

prompt: Title :)

warnings: Fluff, smut, fem!reader, light mention of alcohol

Bam would feel like he won at life if he dated a rockstar girl.

Forget the sports cars, fancy clothing, money, tv shows and movies this would truly make him feel on top of the world

I feel like Bam was a big fan of your band before you two met

Of course you knew who he was before he spoke to you because you loved Jackass

(who didn't in the 2000s?)

But when you spot Bam at the barricade at one of your shows with Ryan, Chris, and Dico while you were on stage you got a little too happy

So happy that during a random stage break you took you told your manager to ask the four boys if they wanted to join your after party

And when Bam was asked by your manager he was shell shocked.

You, Yn Yl, one of the singers for the biggest metal bands in the world wanted him, a guy who records himself getting hurt for money, at your after party?!

Of course he said yes and the four boys where all on top of the world for the rest of the concert

During the after party Bam spoke to you and you talked about how you loved Jackass and his crazy stunts, which got him flustered even though he is hard to get flustered

You also got flustered when Bam talked about how much he loved your music, even saying how he had your first album you had ever released before the band you were now in

But at the end of the night you ended up asking Bam on a date and Bam said yes a little too quickly in his head

And the rest is history

Bam wears your merch every chance he gets

You release a new line of merch? He's the first to be wearing it

Bam is probably your number one fan

When you first went over to his house and into his room you swore his face went white when you saw a poster of your swimsuit photoshoot on his wall above his bed that he forgot to take down

"This doesn't make me look like a total creep right?!"

He never ended up taking it down, even when you moved in with him ;)

When your on tour Bam goes to all the shows he can

Sometimes he's in the crowd, sometimes he's backstage, just depends on his mood

Sometimes he even surprises you while on tour by going to your shows

Of course you have to be in Jackass

Bam didn't even have to ask Jeff twice when he said you wanted to be in a stunt

"Hey Jeff Yn and I were wondering if she could be in a stunt? It doesn't have to be nothing big but-"

"Why are you even asking me if Yn Yl, the face of a music genre, can be in the movie? Dumbass."

Your first time ever on set was great

All the guys loved you and even talking about how they loved your music

If we are being honest all you got on set were compliments

"Nice jacket Yn!" - Johnny most likely

"Your music is totally rad dude!" - Steve-o

"You're way more badass then Bam." - Chris

Bam and Ryan were practically rolling their eyes out of their heads as they watched your ego inflate from the compliments

But you ended up joining in on the Beehive Limo and dumping marble on the ground with Johnny

Jackass fans and your fans loved it

Since you are a big face in music of course you have award shows to go to

Bam was always your plus one but only if he promised to behave himself, which he always did

He would actually wear suits when he would attend award shows with you

The whole time on the red carpet he would have an arm around your waist

He would also totally do silly poses with you

But during the serious photos is when he would whisper into your ear and shower you with compliments

"This dress looks so good on you babe."

"You're the hottest girl here."

"Give me a kiss and let everyone know I have the prettiest girlfriend."

If your band ended up winning the award Bam seemed more excited then you

Jumping up and down, clapping loudly, yelling "That's my girlfriend!"

He probably annoyed lots of people attending if you won.

Since you are so famous in the music industry there of course is fans (crazy and regular) and paparazzi

Bam has no problem with either unless they cross an unsaid line of his

Such as touching you weirdly or just being rude

Bam does not care about telling off paparazzi if they are rude to you or him, he doesn't care what stupid headlines on some dumb magazine he might get for yelling at them

He 100% has gotten into a fight with one of your weirder fans for making a sexual comment about you

"The hell did you just say about her you nasty prick?"

"Bam don't jump over that barricade I swear to hell!"

But we can't forget Bam is also famous

You may have drunkly gone off on random girls at clubs for touching Bam which has caused Bam having to pull you away from them when you start taking your rings off

When Bam had an interview he would always find a way to bring you up if you weren't brought up

"And it looks like we are out of time folks! Everyone one more round of applause for the one and only Bam Margera!"

"Thank you guys! And make sure to buy my girlfriend Yn's new album coming out Friday it's great!"

Bam also listened to all your songs before they were released to give criticism

But it always failed because Bam would swear to you he loved every song you showed him

You also have wrote three songs about Bam since you've been together, each made his heart want to explode

I feel like he gives you random compliments?

Like he just loves complimenting you because he one likes seeing how flustered you get and two wants you to know how beautiful you really are

"Your hair is so pretty babe."

"God you are just so sexy even in pjs."

"I could stare at you all damn day."

pda? Bam loves it.

Kisses, hugs, hand holding, he loves it all

He just doesn't care who sees because he wants everyone to remember you're his and only his

So many paparazzi shots of Bam kisses you or having a arm wrapped around your waist

But outside of public Bam is 10x more touchy

He is just so in love with you and wants to make sure you know

But the sex you two have? A grace from the heavens

You two are just so in love that every time you guys end up having sex it's great

Bam loves when you ride him cause he just loves seeing your whole body on top of his

I feel like he never really cared for eating out a girl until he met you

He could do it for hours on end and probably has

You both are very mutual with praising

"God Yn just like that keep doing that such a good girl for me."

"Bam please keep going you feel so good."

"I'm so lucky to have you babe, love you so much."

"You're so handsome from this angle Bam, I wish you could see."

You two have had multiple quickies in your dressing room before shows and in random locations while Bam filmed Jackass

But overall the sex is 10/10

Oh and April and Phil love you

At first April was scared of meeting Bam's new metal head rockstar girlfriend but when you sat down at the table all her worries seemed to wash away

Phil probably didn't really care about what you were like, I mean it wasn't like it was going to affect him that much but he ended up loving you!

You never had to worry about getting on Ryan, Chris, and Dico's good sides though they were all already big fans of you and your music

Bam just thinks your perfect for him

He has thought about putting a ring on it many times

But yeah, Bam would love dating his rockstar girlfriend :)

and he would've gotten away with it too

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MARAUDERS ERA PORN LINKS

[warning: every one of these links contains porn]

♡ REMUS ♡

remus fucks you deep

he gives you a creampie

remus decorates your pussy with his cum + squirting

before a full moon

his hands

teasing stepbrother!remus at a family dinner

in the dorm alone

♡ JAMES ♡

squirting on james’ cock

mutual masturbation

pegging and milking sub!james

netflix n chill

helping him breed you

♡ SIRIUS ♡

making a mess on his hands

fucking your ass while you squirt

the best way to make up after a fight

dbsf!sirius doesn’t wanna take your virginity just yet

♡ REGULUS ♡

touching you in the dark

eating your pretty pussy

fingering in the bathtub

HIS FINGERS.

you and stepbrother!regulus help each other out

♡ LILY ♡

sucking on her titties :)

making you moan

♡ MARLENE ♡

marlene shows you just how much she misses you while you’re away

she loves your taste

squirting on her hands

grinding

if you ever get the chance could you make a stranger things porn links? id love to see how you think eddie would destroy us 😍

This took me SO LONG bc I just kept adding to it

Can you tell Billy is my favourite?

So anyways

Mike (aged up)

Face riding

Softdom!mike letting his dumb baby ride him

I feel like he has a marking kink, don’t you? Like, he wants to make sure you know you’re his but he’d also oversim himself bc he wants to mark you and breed you

Softdom!mike fingering his pillow princess

Pervy mike would cum in your panties and make you wear them like normal all day, making you pretend his cum isn’t drying all over your pussy

Pervy mike groping you at Will’s house

Roommate!mike would have you totally convinced that letting him fuck you is the best way to relieve his stress

Subby!mike trying to get your attention

When hiding out at castle Byers for the night turns into well… assfucking while the boys are asleep

Again, marking kink

Steve

Stevie isn’t really one for facefucking, but something inside him just snaps when you beg to taste him, and he can’t help but hold your head down and force you to swallow

Handjobs with softdom!stevie >>> he’d be so praisey with you

Stevie loves a pillow princess, I don’t know what to tell you

And again, I tell you, this man is the softest of soft doms. Especially when his precious girlie comes to him, asking all nicely if he can pretty please take care of the tingles

Feel like sub!steve likes boobies more than he lets on

As johnathans sister, you’re probably not supposed to be dating Steve, which is why you have to cover your mouth when he sneaks into your room

Yes he has a skirt kink, what of it?

So anyway, Steve and Billy reconcile after Stevie offers to share his girlfriend out

Look, I’m not saying that this is all it takes to get his mouth on you, but actually I am

Just because he’s a soft dom doesn’t mean he doesn’t occasionally punish you. And when he does, it’s always Overstimming

Eddie

He’s totally not afraid to overload you with double penetration

The aftermath of waxplay (+knives!!)

Don’t wear fishnets and skirts around Eddie Munson, you’ll get fucked within an inch of your life

I meannnnnn… while Steve’s driving

He’s not afraid to shove your face in the sofa and take your ass… in a cute way

His pretty little kitty

Subby!virgin!touchstarved Eddie would go absolutely feral for this, whining an moanin so pretty for mommy

Hiding out w him in the woods

I’m not saying he’d make you squirt the first time he breeds you… but that’s exactly what would happen and he’d tease you about it

Restraints 🥰🥰

Billy

Billy is just… I can’t even begin to describe this man but I know this is what would happen if you make fun of him/break his rules

Throat fucking

I’ve used this link before but it could not be more Billy unless it wore a mullet and cheap cologne

Harddom!billy making sure that you never disobey him again

Look, Billy Hargrove is a hard dom. We know this already. We also know that he treats you like his personal cumdump, and he would absolutely hold you down to make you take it

Gamer!billy

Look, I’m not saying that dealer!billy would take advantage of you during your first high, but year he would

He’d so tease you for squirting on him, especially when he wasn’t even in you yet

He’s just… I just can’t with him. His fingers 🥰

Okay he has a innocence kink and lives to see you writhe on his fingers

HIS FUCKING FINGERS AND HIS FUCKING CAR

Yes, he would breed you then eat his cum out of you

Ice play

Exhibitionism w him

Johnathan

Eek! Stoner!johnathan is such a sub

Sub!stoner!johnathan would be so whiny when you don’t let him inside but he’s so fucking cute

All of these are about sub!stoner johnathan and I don’t care

Okay, breaking into the high school and getting high together

Softdom!johnathan letting you get off on his thigh when he’s too busy to take care of you with his cock

📢 he has a size kink 📢

Pervy needy high johnathan groping you in your sleep

He’s just a needy little baby, and he’s so obsessed with your tits when he’s high

Using you as his own personal flesh light

Letting johnathan dom for once and… he’d go fucking wild

Peter / 001

Daddy!peter + spanking

It’s not anything personal, he just can’t have you being too loud or else you’ll get caught

Sub!peter would go drunk on your taste

Feel like he’s in love with tattoos? He’d trace them when he slams into you, telling you how pretty you are for him, how much he loves your pretty drawings

Softdom!peter + riding

Look, I know resources at the facility are limited, but if you ever happened to get your hands on some fishnets…

I just… soft!daddy!peter with his innocent little baby + anal

Emo!college!peter w handjobs

Exhibitionism in the woods

Needy cute riding w him

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