The Thing Is

the thing is

someone not only storyboarded this angle

but they pitched it to pedro

and pedro agreed

so

that person deserves a raise

we are the daughters of parents who should not have had kids

I need to have sex with a buff chubby tall man right now.

I smile like an idiot when I see my man, who’s not my man, on my television screen.

liking someone platonically is so embarrassing like. yeah i admire you. yeah i think about you all the time. yeah i look forward to every time i see you even if it's only for a minute. yeah it's all platonic and yeah i couldn't explain this because it'd sound romantic. fucking hell