I NEED SAD AND ANGSTY SIMON RILEY FICS NOW FUCKERS.

I NEED SAD AND ANGSTY SIMON RILEY FICS NOW FUCKERS.

I WANT MILITARY! READER, I WANT WIFE! READER, I WANT ANGSTY FEELINGS AND FLUFF. I WANT HEARTBREAK AND IT ALL MUST END IN A HAPPY ENDING YOU BITCHES

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT, SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT

Imagine a fic with Simon Riley(ghost) yeah? But get this y’all play “Simon says” and it gets frisky…. 😏😏

SCHUMI😭

Michael Schumacher puts his hat over a turtle nicknamed after his former teammate Rubens Barrichello, during a press conference October 16, 2006 - Sao Paulo, Brazil Source: ANTONIO SCORZA/AFP via Getty Images

Til my legs fall off, til there's an earthquake, til my hair falls out, til we raise hell, til my fucking eyes fall out, til i can no longer speak, til my skin starts to fall off, til he tattoos stain my skin.

My tribal daddy… I MEAN MY TRIBAL CHIEF

2017 drivers’ meeting moodboard

Josh: What did you do

Juicy: Alright, I’ll tell you, but don’t get mad at me

Josh: What. Did. You. Do.

Juicy: Okay, first I was minding my own business

Josh, slamming his hand on the table: BULLSHIT

Juicy: I WAS!