Uterus: Guurl, You're NOT Pregnant

uterus: Guurl, you're ❌NOT❌ pregnant🎉💃

me hunched over in agony: This... could have been... an email

My brain is going to EXPLODE- I have so many fic ideas for this stupid clown-

One of my ideas is like- kinda based around Moana (don’t even ask)- where she is like a princess who is drawn to the sea and she winds up running into Buggy after her island is destroyed by Arlong and his pirates nd stuff-

And then I have another idea where the main girl eats a devil fruit (id be making the devil fruit powers up) called the persuasion fruit where she has the ability to persuade anyone to do ANYTHING and she’s like- a massive badass

And then the idea that I posted on here with the sneak peak where the main girl is the daughter of axe-hand Morgan and she just- accidentally falls in love for the deranged clown because he shows her a bit of attention-

And then I have another idea where she has a past with Buggy (wiggles eyebrows) and when she and the straw hats are kidnapped by him she has to decide whether she wants to be with buggy or be with Luffy and his crew.

And then ANOTHER idea where she is basically captain Jack sparrow- she spends majority of the book relying on her wits and most of the time looks a little crazy- however she is incredibly different when she is around Buggy and seems to have a soft spot for him for an unknown reason.

MY BRAIN IS GOING TO EXPLODE WHAT THE HELL

H I M

*chuuya 'shoots' dazai* Chuuya: ok he stopped watching Dazai: *groaning* ugh finally! Chuuya: *starts laughing* Dazai: what so funny slug? Chuuya: *dramatically* Chuuya stop this isnt you! Dazai: come on Chuuya, it had to be belivable Chuuya: *dramatically* come back to me chuuya! we are destined to be together Dazai: i hate you so much Chuuya: your never living that down

i haven’t been able to get this out of my head i’m sorry ejshsjsj