Now That I'm Thinking About It, It Would Be So Fucking Funny If She Is Present During His Interview.

now that i'm thinking about it, it would be so fucking funny if she is present during his interview. like, "no, my client will not comment on the libelous rumor that he kissed his mother with tongue." and in the middle of her saying this Lestat's tweeting some shit like, "imagine not kissing your mother with tongue. couldn't be moi."

everyone is rightfully excited about finally getting rock star Lestat, but where's the love for legendary human lawyer, Christine? procurer of such oddities as social security cards, and driver's licenses. without her, blondie could only dream of wasting his fortune on leather pants and body glitter. thank you, human lawyer Christine.

Lestat's harlequin makeup turns me into a rabid dumpster possum, foaming at the mouth for a half-eaten croissant. I would become that man's personal hummingbird feeder given the chance. He could wring the blood out of me like a washcloth and I'd say thank you. Louis, Armand, Nicholas, Antionette, Akasha, I SEE YOU.

a spark in the dark

Louis swimming the mississippi for Lestat and then going to see Lestat in a hurricane. yep. yep. i'm being normal about this.

claudia and madeleine, armand's backstory, lestat having louis' initials inside his suit pocket (OVER HIS HEART), santiago finding claudia's diary with lestat's last words written in his own blood, daniel and louis misremembering things, THE FUCKING YELLOW DRESS

anyway i need to eat drywall now

Tumblr Tuesday: Sometimes family is the fiends you find along the way

Oh, look, it's everyone's favorite disaster and his exes. You've all got it bad for these undead artistes, and the art is stunning. Please enjoy this collection of Interview with the Vampire fanart.

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