ME MOMENT (I Refuse To Wear To Shorts)

ME MOMENT (I refuse to wear to shorts)

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StaticMoth Headcanons (Toxxxic)

Valentino gets violent when jealous, sometimes it makes for mind blowing rough sex that leaves his flat faced prince bruised, battered, and begging for more….. other times it just leaves him waking up bruised and battered with fresh cracks in his screen.

Val knows Vox is jealous of Angel and often compares the two or says the wrong name during sex or other intimate moments to get under Vox's skin and manipulate him into doing whatever it is that the moth wants in the moment.

While Vox knows Val does this to manipulate him, he always gives in, and then takes his anger out on Angel when Val isn't around.

Despite promising to be faithful to each other on more than one occasion, both men cheat….. and then they find out about the other's little ‘secret(s)’ and “cheat back”.

Unbeknownst to the moth pimp, Vox had a tracker installed in his glasses so he always knows where he is.

Both men are both the abusers and victims in the relationship. Valentino tends to be more of the abuser in a physical sense so the Vees have a screen repairman in the tower and on hand at all times. Vox on the other hand prefers to do things that don't leave a physical mark but rather a psychological one, and he honestly finds it a bit amusing since he feels Valentino is just “dumb and hung".

Velvette usually tries to stay out of the drama, but often ends up being told to pick sides in their frivolous fights (which she hates because she feels a sense of obligation to both of them), or she walks on the aftermath of one of their “lover’s quarrels”, or the middle of their make up sex…. Sometimes being with them reminds her of her childhood, the times before her parents finally divorced.

Valentino occasionally (*cough cough* frequently) starts fights because he feels like the sex is better when its more a hate fuck in the midst of the arguing.

On that subject, Val also frequently tells Vox how handsome he looks when his screen is cracked and there’s blood dripping from the corner of his mouth as he lays on the floor. 

After getting sick of getting hit and being told he looked “prettier” when he was battered, Vox began hitting Val back where it truly hurt; taking out Angel for weeks at a time. It’s never directly, so Angel doesn’t really know why he keeps getting jumped and assaulted, but Val does and while he would give his top earner a few days or weeks to recover depending on his injuries, the more it happened, the less sympathetic Val pretended to be, eventually incorporating Angel’s injuries into the shoots, essentially creating torture porn…. Vox never stopped doing it despite Val finding a way to use it.

Despite being basically blind already, Valentino is very much an “eye for an eye” type of man, so after finding out that Vox was purposely targeting Angel because it cost Val money, Val began threatening Vox’s sharks. Velvette had to insert herself into this battle because despite being a less than moral woman herself, she draws the line at hurting animals.

Val actually got a universal remote to literally control his partner, sometimes muting him.

While Valentino is generally the more violent and impulsive of the two, Vox actually has a bit of a streak in him too that only really surfaces when he’s jealous. Vox doesn’t tend to get too jealous for the most part unless he notices that Val seems to get a bit stuck on someone other than him.

Since Val likes a little jealousy (and a lot of drama), he often uses Angel as a pawn to make his flat-faced prince a little green with envy…. Unfortunately after years of the moth pimp doing this, Vox did snap a bit, but not quite the way he had in the past where he would attack or demean the spider demon. Vox came after Val with a knife and threatened to cut off both his wings, and his *cough cough* equipment, puncturing several holes in the other man’s wings and slicing his thighs up pretty badly while blindly stabbing at his member.

Day 1 of asking for your self-sona (wrote this at 2 am lol insomniacore)

I DONT HAVE ONE 😭

I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND FULL PN FROWNED

Does anyone else miss the old Tumblr app icon?

ITS SO UGLY NOW 😭

Y’all, where are the fics about the pines twins getting their hands on the book of bill and then ridiculing Stanford to hell and back. Like there’s plenty that’s like ✨trauma✨ and while I am so here for that I NEED

Dipper: Ford… I-I don’t know how to put this but… did-did you ever

Mabel: Dude you fucked the triangle didn’t you. You fucked the triangle

Stan: *spit take* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I KNEW YOU HAS A THING FOR THAT DORITO ASS MAN

and fords just over here dying in the corner like I NEED this.