This Is Appsolutly Hilarious!!!! I It!!!!

This is appsolutly hilarious!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I 💖💖💖💖💖 it!!!!

Lightning tries to do the whole 'narrating people's lives' Vine thing with all of the RS folk (and his racing buddies too) How does everyone react to this?

STORY TIME

Lightning: “And here we see Hudsonus Horneticus, a mysterious creature once thought lost to the world.”

Doc: “Boy, I’m gonna whoop you from here to West Virginia.” *begins to chase him*

*Cut to Lightning screaming, racing away with Doc hot on his tail.*

*Approaches Sally with a flower.*

Lightning: “It was tradition that the loveliest woman be given a flower.”

Sally: “Aww, well -”

Lizzie: “Thank you, my dear!” *grabs the flower and winks*

*driving up to racing buddies*

Lightning: “It was common knowledge that one of these men was a complete idiot.”

Bobby, Brick, Buck: *all look around, simultaneously point at Cal*

Cal: “Really?”

Lightning: “No matter how fast he drove, he could not escape the demon, but he would not have his soul be taken today!”

*Cuts to Mater screaming, running from Frank*

*Drives into Flo’s, focuses on her driving out of the kitchen with a tray full of goodies*

Lightning: “At last! The hero arrived to deliver drinks for all!”

*Flo jumps at the sudden yelling, spilling everything*

Lightning: “See, now I have to pay her. I am so sorry.”

*Drives alongside Sheriff*

Lightning: “The man was taking a lovely drive, and was about to run over A SNAKE! A SNAKE!”

*Sheriff jumps and lets out a startled yell.* “Boy!”

Lightning: “And he missed it!” *Races away.”

OMG 😱!!! Yes!!!! I 💖💖💖 it!!!!

This needs to be a thing!!!! I appsoluty love this so much!!!! 😍😍❤❤❤❤❤❤❤💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖 Handsome thief McQueen in love with beautiful Princess Sally!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! So romantic!! 😍😍💖💖💖💖💖❤❤❤

I'll add a little more.

* Sally heals Lightning's wounds (can cars get wounds?) by singing & her headlights shining brightly. (IDK I think that's the only way I think Sally can heal instead of magical hair)

*the guards seriously wants McQueen dead

* Sally is overjoyed to be reunited with her long lost family, while Lightning is smiling. Her parents basically pulled Lightning to their family nudge.

* Lightning needs serious practice on singing and dancing

* Sally knocks Lightning out with anything she could lay her tires on!

SalQueen Tangled AU Things:

“This…is the story of how I died.” McQueen Extra™

What offends Lightning about his wanted posters is that they always forget his lucky sticker. How??

The Smoulder, McQueen edition.

Sally broke it.

“THIS IS SOOOOO FUUUUN!!”

“I am a despicable motor vehicle.”

Lightning about to be walloped upon by the Thunder Hollow ruffians and Sally making like a net of tires or something fall from the ceiling on Miss Fritter to stop them.

“GIVE ME BACK MY GUY!”

Lightning is resorted to hanging from the wall - drip-pan scene style - while the derby cars sing. Ugh.

Miss Fritter totally nicknames Sally “Bluebell”.

Lightning parkouring along the dam tho.

When they think they’re about to drown, he admits his real name is…well…”Monty”.

Sally surprisingly doesn’t laugh. She finds it cute. But they both agree that Lightning does suit him a bit better.

The image of wittle-bitty Lighty getting his start by reading fantastic adventures to the littler orphans and painting his own lightning bolt on his side.

I maybe-ironically like to imagine Mater as Maximus if for no other reason than Lightning screaming as he’s being dragged away and Sally chasing them down.

Dance with her, Lightning.

DANCE WITH HER.

YOU HAVE NO CHOICE, MUDDY-BRITCHES.

During the lantern release, Sally is up as high as she can go on her chassis; she’s just SO EXCITED.

Meanwhile Lightning’s watching with that smitten smile. <3

“Holding out on us again, McQueen? We want the girl.”

He may not like to sing, but no way are the derby gang going to let their Muddy-Britches buddy be led to the car crusher. Finally a chance to tackle something!!

Forget Maximus. Lightning totally went for that flying leap off the castle walls and across the town rooftops himself on the way to save his princess.

Also that. Just picture the fast red boy tearing through the woods and flying around bends, engine roaring cause his girl’s in danger and if you think he’s going to idle by and let it happen…

We’ve all seen the sad scene that follows him reaching the tower so uhhhh yeah no explanation needed.

Prince Lightning.

Feel free to add more.

And I thought the Tim Treadless mistake was bad, but this is absolutely madness! So I went to Walmart and I found this in the Cars section, wasn't sure how to react...

My First YouTube video; "The Accident: A Cars 2 AU Animatic"

Yup, this was my first animatic/ YouTube video ever, so I might as well post it here on my blog! Go check it out if you like! This is a Cars 2 AU animatic featuring Major Character Death! ☠️ So you have been warned! ⚠️

Car Salesman: *Slaps roof of car*

Lightning McQueen: Ow! What on Earth was that for? W-who are you?

Meet the LightningWing!! The fastest dragon racer of all Pyrrhia! Also known as The Legandary Lightning McQueen!!!! This is what happens when I combined two of my most favorite series! Wings of Fire (Tui T. Sutherland) & Disney Pixar Cars. *I don't own Lightning McQueen or any Wings of Fire reverences, but I do own my art*

So short profile for him:

Full Name: Monty (nobody knows about it, because he doesn't tell anyone about it) "Lightning" McQueen

Species: Skywingish but as he call himself LightningWing

Gender: Male

Special Abilities: he can breathe actual electricity, he's partially immune to burns, his tail is sort of like a Sandwing's venomous barbed tail but instead it's shaped like a lightning bolt, but it's dangerous too. One touch of it & it can electrify you with thousands of kilowatts. He could paralyzed you, when threatened with just one tap of his tail. Massive orange wings as large as a Skywing's, but he has a faster capability of flying faster than the fastest Skywing

Eye color: sky blue with bits of dark blue

Home town: Possibility Springs or (Radiator Springs)

Height: uhhhh.... Still working on it!

So what do u think?!!!