Caught One Of My Favorite Wet Beasts. The Long Nose Gar.

Caught one of my favorite wet beasts. The long nose gar.

This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8

wait I'm curious

I feel like this is a common enough experience but I don't know how much

crinoids are so insane what's up with them

????? plant

??????? plant whos schmoovin

Salt shaker with handles looking asses

ADDENDUM: they look like your shape Grian who is also distinctly salt and pepper shaker shaped

we finally have it guys. the canon watcher design. all watcher designs have to derive from this from now on /j

“bakarath”