Its Really Easy To Reach A Meditative State After Passing Out From Exhaustion

It’s really easy to reach a meditative state after passing out from exhaustion

Current mood: watching Driver’s Ed videos and getting pissed at the US’s horrible urban design

This is actually a huge mood, like don’t tell me to do anything if I haven’t decided to wake up because I will forget

Me: *wakes up*

Jigsaw killer: you have exactly 1 hour to use the hammer I’ve hidden somonewhere in your room to retrieve the key I’ve placed behind one of your knee caps and unlock the collar on your neck or it will twist thus breaking your neck

Me: Alexa do I have anything on my schedule today

Alexa: There are no activities on your schedule today, dickhead

Me: *goes back to sleep*

How to not attract bees: don’t be sweet

i just feel strongly that work shouldnt be the Main Activity of five days out of the week

*outlives a human

plants be like *makes a sugar* *makes a sugar* *fucks* *makes a sugar* *makes a metabolite* *makes a secondary metabolite* *moves a sugar* *seals off a wound* *makes a sugar* *tilts a leaf 0.2 degrees towards sun* *moves water* *makes a sugar* *moves a sugar* *breaks down a sugar* *harvests an ion* *cells divide* *closes stomata* *breaks down a sugar* *makes a metabolite* *fucks again* *makes a su