Beautiful, This Brought A Smile To Me And Gentle Placed It Upon My Face

Beautiful, this brought a smile to me and gentle placed it upon my face

being cosmically "insignificant" doesnt even matter like its not important......... like literally lets enjoy a strawberry

The air quality where I live is 70 and oh boy, this haze sure is hazy

Nintendo DS Memories by LeapHere

Current mood: watching Driver’s Ed videos and getting pissed at the US’s horrible urban design

This is actually a huge mood, like don’t tell me to do anything if I haven’t decided to wake up because I will forget

Me: *wakes up*

Jigsaw killer: you have exactly 1 hour to use the hammer I’ve hidden somonewhere in your room to retrieve the key I’ve placed behind one of your knee caps and unlock the collar on your neck or it will twist thus breaking your neck

Me: Alexa do I have anything on my schedule today

Alexa: There are no activities on your schedule today, dickhead

Me: *goes back to sleep*

Why wasn’t she able to take the train for intercity travel? Why wasn’t there a separate bike route or protective barrier for bike commuters? Why where any of them driving instead of taking public transit if they were so young? Why was she on a highway to get to a sports game? Who allowed such a death trap to be built?

Current mood: watching Driver’s Ed videos and getting pissed at the US’s horrible urban design