The Recounting Of Shield Sheafsons Deeds From Beowulf, Adapted For Ezra Bridger From Star Wars: Rebels

—The recounting of Shield Sheafson’s deeds from Beowulf, adapted for Ezra Bridger from Star Wars: Rebels

There was Shield Sheafson Ezra Bridger, scourge of many tribes the Empire A wrecker of mead-benches star-destroyers, rampaging among foes. This terror of the hall- storm-troops had come far. A foundling to start with, he would flourish later on As his powers waxed and his worth was proved In the end each clan sky-conquerer on the outlying coasts Beyond the whale-roads had to yield to him And begin to pay tribute. That was a good king.

she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]

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My Catholic friends are the fucking funniest, actually.