You Can Always Tell When A Ship Exists Solely Because They Were The Only Two Remaining Characters Left

you can always tell when a ship exists solely because they were the only two remaining characters left and the ship always sucks

Dead page but I’ll bless you with this.

"And so it turns out he not only lied about having created the Roblox oof sound, but his portfolio is totally inflated, he wasn't the first American to work on Sonic, he didn't work alongside Miyamoto, and he wasn't even on MTV Cribs"

transphobic music fans be listening to he or she might be giants

listen. padme amidala is a freak, okay. ever since aotc i’ve had to listen to bullshit arguments about how awful the prequel romance is, how anakin’s a red flag, blah blah blah. that’s a smooth brain take. first of all, of course he’s a red flag. that’s the point. you think padme doesn’t know anakin is ten pounds of mommy issues in a five pound bag? you think she looked at soggy weeping anakin begging her to love him and didn’t immediately think “yes i definitely will peg him” ?? you think just because she’s a queen turned senator that she isn’t just as horny and feral as he is? anakin wasn’t even pushy about it. he was just “oh btw i’ve been obsessed with you for a decade and live in a perpetual state of emotional agony but thats okay whatever you want is fine with me haha” and padme goes “yea okay i’m into that.” two minutes after he’s assigned to be her bodyguard she gives an obligatory little “i have a bad feeling about this” and then just fucking marries him. this is a woman who wore white to a blood bath. come on.