This Is All I Can Think Of. Especially If Its Along The Lines Of Praising Him For How Much He Ate

this is all I can think of. especially if it’s along the lines of praising him for how much he ate <3
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hc that vidyadhara, especially powerful individuals, eat a ton in order to fuel their cloudhymn abilities
dan heng retained the appetite of a high elder but before regaining his yinyue-jun form did not use magic powers… thus ended up getting chubby pretty quickly upon joining the astral express crew and eating pompom’s cooking everyday
alhaitham where the stress of acting grand sage completely throws off his scedule; less time to cook, more stress means more stress eating and less control over his sweet tooth, and by the time he steps down hes gained at least 50 pounds, probably more
he also probably got gifts from the people of sumeru as a thank you for saving sumeru and although he put them aside he decided he would start munching on them and that added like 20 pounds to the already heavy 50 pounds and i bet he noticed as his gut progressively got bigger in his lap and how his chest and arms had started looking bigger and softer
GODDD !!
xiao getting stuffed off the dreams and nightmares he has the ability to eat is this anything
he doesnt eat normal dreams anymore because he doesn’t wish to harm the host, but he will consume nightmares with permission in order to ensure a peaceful sleep for those he cares about. however, those sorts of unpleasant dreams don’t really sit right in his stomach and one may wake up from an unprecedentedly restful sleep to find xiao hidden somewhere nearby, holding his tummy and grimacing
got any jing yuan hcs because i’m sure being a general who loves to sit around and laze like a cat plus dan heng who seems to love keeping in contact for various things (food dates?) got his old metabolism fighting and losing haha
definitely have some hcs! his favorite hobby is eating a big meal then taking a nap in the sun. . . just like a cat lol
hes had to tailor his clothes a bit, that belt that was around his waist is now underneath it, emphasizing his belly. Also holding it up some, which helps him feel the weight less.
Fu x/uan keeps making fun of him and asking if his fat ass is going to retire now, since hes *clearly* let go of himself. Jing Y/uan just smiles and says it’s not time yet. it is true that it hasn’t affected his fighting prowess. . . yet. Then again, he usually just summons LL to take care of things. Somehow, despite being a diviner, Fu x/uan cannot figure out that he enjoys the teasing greatly. Every time she does it, he goes and stuffs himself later to see just how far gone he is now.
dan he/ng was not enthusiastic about ever returning to the Luof/u, but he decided to because every time he sees a picture of jing y/uan he looks fatter and dh HAS to see for himself. the first time they meet again it’s at a restaurant and dh watches jy down several full meals and dh is trying so fucking hard to control himself.
since dh can’t resist, it starts to happen regularly, and dh is so distracted by jy he always ends up overeating too. by the end of the food dates they’re slowly walking to jing yuan’s, bellies full and stuffed, giving each other a belly rub before falling asleep.
with a sweet tooth as big as the generals’, he is always eating some kind of sugar. the easiest way to get the general to agree to something is bring a sweet drink or a box of pastries with it. this is one thing contributing greatly to his waistline. it’s a little bit of a game between the people directly under him to guess how many meals he will eat and whether or not he’ll pop a seam today.
diluc’s belly and butt are competing to see which will be largest
i just know this man is loaded in his front and back very wide for sure