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My guilty pleasure right now is watching luxury hotel reviews and I found this british guy who keeps accidentally clipping into the backrooms.

He's unintentionally making the best liminal horror content on youtube

i know that it has some bad implications but when evil mirror versions of characters are hotter and sluttier than their original counterparts to show that they have no morals and are not to be trusted it's always kind of funny to me. like. what would you even do if you met your alternate self and they obviously get more pussy than you. how are you supposed to act about that.

i think SOMEONE may or may not have committed a little freddy fazfraud. or have anyone seen 2 millions dollar somewhere.

oh boy i wish someone would notice my cries for help! [someone actually notices] noooo i'm fine don't worry about me

*becomes a knight strictly because the local bard is cute, and I want him to write songs about me*

I love my weird dog :)

Here man. some Shrapnel for you

I’m putting in my too weak notice.

If you're trans and you're worried about not passing then don't worry! We won't even be able to tell anyone apart when we're resurrected for the great skeleton war of 2269.

You can keep a hundred boys in jars or whatever it is that Chappell Roan said

I Lied to you. We aren’t having sex, put your clothes back on. It’s time for me to explain to you the entire plot the Magnus archives and tell you which fear entity you would serve.

Ohhh [fictional character with worse mental health than me] save meeeee from this cruel world.

mutuals who aren’t doing too well rn i am hugging you so tightly and telling you that i love you + everything is going to be okay <333

hey can someone watch the last remnants of human society while im gone, yeah i left them in the cave with the liquid crystals thanks, just make sure nothing bad happens to them

true story!

Inflation is so bad I bet $20 isn't even enough to turn a straight man gay anymore that's gotta be like at least $40 in today's economy

body count should refer to how many people you can convince to transition

okay 23 minutes of relaxing time

everygirl should get. 10 hrs a day to play video games 8 hrs to lie on the floor 6-8 hrs to do literally nothing 22 hours to sleep per day.