Giving A Man You Just Met Your Fathers Boat So You Can Go On A Long Sea Voyage Togetherthats Practically

giving a man you just met your father’s boat so you can go on a long sea voyage together…that’s practically begging him to be your boyfriend

i hate him (affectionately)

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Joe Burrow - tough loss (smut)

some rough Joe taking out his frustrations on you in the best way… 2.6k

The second you saw Joe round the corner towards the car you knew what kind of night it would be. Sometimes he took losses well, knowing that the team and he gave everything they could and the other team was simply better. Tonight was not that kind of night.

You unlocked the passenger door and seconds later Joe ripped it open. He was always careful to keep his post game aggression to himself and not let it out on you or his teammates until he could get rid of it in a healthy way. It was only after some excessive talking that he felt comfortable enough to let you see.

“Hey.” You said softly.

Joe leaned over the middle console and gave you a quick kiss on the cheek before settling back down. You could see the pent up energy he had. Bouncing his leg, playing with his tie before roughly taking it off. “One of those days?”

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now i’m not din djarin, but if i WAS din djarin, and i used sacred beskar to make a gift for my foundling, something i considered it fundamentally his right to have, and i entrusted it to my foundling’s current caretakers to give to him because i trusted their judgement enough to not visit him myself, and they withheld it from him unless he gave up his jedi identity, effectively using my gift, this sacred gift, to emotionally blackmail my baby into choosing between us, i would fucking kill them. but that’s just me personally

This is the funniest review I have ever seen. He is all of us 💀

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