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I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.

i get into a horrific car accident while carrying a crock pot full of meatballs in the passenger seat. at the hospital, the surgeons cannot sort out which chunks of meat are me and which are not, so I end up with several meatballs sewn into my guts. despite this I make a full recovery, and they elect not to remove the meatballs because quote 'they seem comfy in there.' i go on the talk show circuit and become moderately famous as The Meatballs Woman. when i die i am buried under a gravestone with meatballs carved on it. in the year 2438, a grad student from what is now Cambodia who is studying the late pre-collapse American Empire writes her thesis on this, concluding that I probably never existed and was a conflation of several real stories and urban legends. years later, a pop-history book wildly misinterprets this and several other things, arguing for the existence of a historic American religious pantheon including figures like The Meatballs Woman, Florida Man, Emperor Norton, etc. this book sells bizarrely well and inspires a new neo-pagan movement, which in turn leads to a weird shipping community, resulting in a small but vibrant scene of ABO fics featuring me and MrBeast (who in this context has been interpreted as a god of excess and trickery)

this chilling scenario is only one of the multiple reasons I am going to attempt to not crash my car today

blowing a kiss to all the disabled people who cant work and a kiss to all the disabled people who shouldnt be working but have to because of their circumstances and a kiss to disabled people who have never and will never work and a kiss to the disabled people who dont want to work your worth is not measured by your productivity ily

babe wake up new non binary flag just dropped

The Exquisite Machinery Of Torture - Submitted by fastman27

#0B0D1C #191336 #F6CA66 #FDF3AE

where the hell am i

just figured out how to make gradients/custom colors on tumblr i can’t be stopped

Keep your priorities straight: post fic.

let’s kiss with mouthfuls of blood to deepen our bond

Tch, you're pretty good. But once I've memorized your attack pattern, we're making out sloppy style

thinking about how krauser knows leon like nobody else & therefore hurts him like no one else can.

thinking about how in the script krauser guided leon’s hand into his chest, how he went out content and proud, rather than bitter or scared. he wanted to die by leon’s hand, encouraged it even.

thinking about how he calls leon by his name rather than boy scout or rookie, how leon’s face was the last he’d ever see, and how he was perfectly content with that. how leon called him major one last time, both showing their respect for each other that had previously been buried under their pride.

thinking about how leon can’t even look at krauser when killing him, plunging the knife into his chest with a quivering lip and eyes squeezed shut. thinking about how he looks at himself in the blade afterwards, unable to keep eye contact with his own reflection and visibly holding back tears.

“Do... what you have to do. That's right.

I trained you well... Leon”

i genuinely cannot get over this fucking cat why does it look so sad and devastated what happened to it

October Vetted Campaign List

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These are small goals to get funds for campaigns that are moving very slowly and/or have nobody focusing on them. I highly encourage that you adopt one if you can.

Updated: Oct 13

@dina179: vet, #245 on sheet. Stagnating!!! ⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️

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@ameertaims: vet, gazavetters sheet #90. Stagnating!

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@aboodnemer, @anqar: vet, vet. Stagnating!!! ⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️

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just found out that stoats hunt twice the size of them like rabbits by aggressively and eccentrically dancing around it with their little slinky rigatoni bodies so it can confuse the absolute fuck out of its prey until it can get close enough to jump on its back like some shadow of the colossus shit and take it down

I still really like this print I did where I'm a frog and my friends are frogs and we're playing frog mariocart

Happy Anniversary Kings!

Ang Lee, Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal - behind the scenes of Brokeback Mountain

I'm out of weed so I have to smoke thw one that makea me scared

the real difference between re4 og leon and re4r leon is that og lets the autism shine and is himself without a care in the world. he is free, oh he shines so brightly, he is living his worst best life

re4r is autistic but he tries to mask it and it fails miserably. you get a look of that man and you know he is not neurotypical. no way in any jose. he just tries to not and then boom! wow that did not help your case buddy

They should remove this guy from the game

"what that mouth do" gnaw and chew and munch and nibble and chomp and bite u