Headcanon: Jet The Hawk Has A Thing For Male Hedgehogs.

Headcanon: Jet the hawk has a thing for male hedgehogs.

Sonic? Fucking beautiful, bully your crush moment.

Shadow? Celebrity crush, just admire his beauty from afar.

Silver? I do, cute clueless boy-

Scourge? Hates his guts, loves his style- aesthetic attraction.

Jet is gay for hedgehogs

shadow smiles (never again)

[ do NOT tag/view as a ship ]

Team dark, my beloved

I just thought of an idea.

So I know Silver has extremely limited telepathic abilities but what if he could just read minds? This makes me laugh for a very specific reason: if Silver had telepathic abilities, that means Galahad would too. With how fanon Lance is (literally the most oblivious bastard to ever walk the face of the Earth) that could make for some WONDERFUL Lansoni/Arthurlot interactions.

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Arthur: *grabs Lance's hand*

Lance, internally: what is he doing how do I react what's going on why is he holding my hand is he going to kiss me what is he doing

Galahad, walking by and snorting: Lance, you shouldn't think such things about your king!

Arthur: *nearly laughs to death, while Lance runs after Galahad*

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Tell me that wouldn't be absolutely hilarious.

Of course Silver being able to read minds and communicate his thoughts to others would be pretty funny too.

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Espio internally, during Sonic Rivals 2: why is he cute Vector you didn't warn me he'd be so fluffy I want to cuddle him, he looks so warm

Silver, throwing his thoughts to Espio: You know I can read your thoughts right?

Cue Espio disappearing out of embarrassment

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Can we all agree that with how Silver and his friends are, it'd be hilarious if he had telepathic abilities beyond Psychic Control?

be careful of what you create... a future generation may end up taking it very... very... seriously

Sonic: Ugh Shadow. Can’t believe I’m gonna fall deeply and irrevocably in love with him.

Knuckles and Tails: You don’t have to…

Sonic: No, I’m gonna.