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John Munch — Munch + kids

Cassidy: So why didn’t you ever have kids? Didn’t want the responsibility? Munch: I wouldn’t want to give a kid the responsibility of me.

i really hate the effect our hypersexualized society has on young girls. do you know how fucked up it is for an 11 year old girl to be scared of heterosexual sex because she thinks its inevitable? when i was 11, guys told me it would be painful, that penetration was mandatory, and that guys will want blowjobs. when i said i didnt want to do that ever, everyone made fun of me, and my parents told me i’d want that when i got older. guys always look forward to sex but little girls not even in their teens yet are anticipating it in fear because they think it’s mandatory for them to experience pain and humiliation to please men honestly what the fuuuck

songs featured in ncis: new orleans

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CM x Buzzfeed Unsolved

This is just wonderful 😍

Last one I promise

The Corona Virus by The Good Place

So far timeline:

Current situation:

Trapped with family:

Not seeing your friends:

Time is the I in Jeremy Beremy:

The Media:

>Kids who don’t have distance learning and are getting home schooled:

Parents:

** I thought this’d be a good meme goodnight I’m very tired

This is what I’m here for.

Eleanor: Hey, Michael, do you think I’m improving as a person?

Michael: Yes, you’ve made excellent progress. Nice work.

Eleanor: Good; thanks, Dad.

Michael:

Eleanor:

Tahani:

Chidi:

Jason:

Janet:

Eleanor: …why’s everyone staring at me?

Janet: You just called Michael “Dad.” You said, “Thanks, Dad.”

Eleanor: What? No, I didn’t. I said, “Thanks, man!”

Michael: Do you see me as a father figure, Eleanor?

Eleanor: No! If anything, I see you as a BOTHER figure, because you’re always BOTHERING me.

Tahani: Hey, show your father some respect!

Imagine if these 4 ladies all played witch sisters

MICHELLE GOMEZ

LARA PULVER

EVA GREEN

EMILIE DE RAVIN

Doctor Who | 10x06 “Extremis”

What’s so special about her? She’s different. Different how? I don’t know. Yes, you do.

This is a summary of college only using two pictures; expensive as hell.

That’s my Sociology “book”. In fact what it is is a piece of paper with codes written on it to allow me to access an electronic version of a book. I was told by my professor that I could not buy any other paperback version, or use another code, so I was left with no option other than buying a piece of paper for over $200. Best part about all this is my professor wrote the books; there’s something hilariously sadistic about that. So I pretty much doled out $200 for a current edition of an online textbook that is no different than an older, paperback edition of the same book for $5; yeah, I checked. My mistake for listening to my professor.

This is why we download. 

 Alternatives to buying overpriced textbooks

Textbooknova 

Reddit

Bookboon 

Textbookrevolution 

GaTech Math Textbooks

Ebookee 

Freebookspot 

Free-ebooks

Getfreeebooks 

BookFinder

Oerconsortium 

Project Gutenberg

It’s perfect 🤣

EVERYONE CHECK THIS OUT IT'S GENIUS

― Carrie Fisher, Shockaholic

  ✨ We miss you space mom ✨

I Have A Golrious Idea

These Four:

Meet This Miraculous Therapist:

Snape: That is the second time you have spoken out of turn, Miss Granger. Tell me, are you incapable of restraining yourself, or do you take pride in being an insufferable know-it-all?

Ron: Ok boomer

Fiction Books Worth Reading

The Divine Comedy - Dante Alighieri

And Then There Were None - Agatha Christie

Coraline - Neil Gaiman

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest - Ken Kesey 

The Trial - Franz Kafka

The Odyssey - Homer 

The Iliad - Homer

Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck

Catch-22 - Joseph Heller

The Most Dangerous Game - Richard Connell 

Shutter Island - Dennis Lehane

The Yellow Wallpaper - Charlotte Perkins Gilman

Misery - Stephen King

Perfume - Patrick Suskind

American Psycho - Bret Easton Ellis 

The Fall of the House of Usher - Edgar Allan Poe

The Catcher in the Rye - J.D. Salinger 

Pet Sematary - Stephen King 

The Picture of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde

The End of Alice - A.M. Homes 

The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks

The Outsider - Stephen King 

The Killer Inside Me - Jim Thompson

Child of God - Cormac McCarthy

The Painted Bird - Jerzy Kosinski

The Sisters Brothers - Patrick deWitt 

Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Flow My Tears, the Policeman Said - Phillip K. Dick

Mr. Mercedes - Stephen King

Flowers for Algernon - Daniel Keyes

Fahrenheit 451 - Ray Bradbury

The Book Thief - Markus Zusak

Blood Meridian - Cormac McCarthy

The Hound of the Baskervilles - Arthur Conan Doyle

The Stranger - Albert Camus

1984 - George Orwell

Animal Farm - George Orwell

The Dark Tower Series - Stephen King

Okay, so I’ve talked before about how much I love the mortal ducklings following Lilith around, and how I theorise that not only does Lilith enjoy this and have an unexpected attachment to them, but that she particularly likes Theo, for several reasons. But this scene just is the epitome of all that goodness. 

I mean first, we have them walking in. Look how they follow her, and look how confident Roz is that shit is gonna get fixed, look how close Theo is to Lilith

This team are ready to beat a guy down and they have assigned Lilith as their leader and she has accepted, she is marching forward here to ACTUALLY DO HER JOB AS PRINCIPAL. NO EVIL OR ULTERIOR MOTIVE, SHE IS LITERALLY HELPING OUT HER STUDENTS?? AND SHE LOOKS FOCUSED AND DETERMINED ABOUT IT??

the power shot. they look like a freaking gang, and i freaking love it. Roz and Theo look especially confident and boss ass bitch next to Lilith, and Lilith just looks ready to tear down a man on behalf of these mortals. This is Lilth on her own, no Satan, no Sabrina, no plots, just Lilith left to her own devices. And she’s using that alone time to get Theo on the basketball team

Theo looks like they know exactly what is going to come next. They’re just like ‘You forced my hand, coach, and I have brought the big guns’ this is a person who looks smug about their favourite teacher also being the boss and on their side. coach is about to be taken down. 

Lilith is all professionally confrontational here. She’s all calm and using just the fact she’s principal to make her point. She’s a queen of a tiny mortal kingdom and theo has asked her to use that power…and she is. she looks half teacher half mom-who-is-gonna-get-her-kid-on-the-team. Her clothes emphasize this I think.

And then Theo is looking at Lilith with such confidence and smugness, which is like half my teacher gets shit done, but also has half the vibe ‘mom totally sorted it’. Lilith is their school mom, and school mom doing well. 

doing very well indeed in making work-child even more smug. And look how smug Roz is too. These two are just like ‘knew Principal Wardwell would sort this and now you look like an idiot, coach’. Lilith spends her free time making mortal students all smug and pleased and realising their high-school-based dreams.

And then we have Lilith all challengingly smug, like yep, we done here? Not gonna dare argue with me? Theo gets to try out, I will not negotiate. Or are you going to deny them this and then I have to eat you and find a new coach?

Roz looking all smug at the badassery and how this has played out. Sabrina may have had Ms Wardwell as her favourite teacher, but I think her friends seem to have Lilith as their favourite

And it doesn’t end there. LILITH GOES TO THEO’S FREAKING TRYOUT. THERE’S NO REASON FOR HER TO GO HERE. SHE DOESN’T KNOW SABRINA WILL BE THERE, THERE’S NOTHING RELEVANT TO HER WORK HERE, SHE IS LITERALLY TAKING TIME OUT OF HER OFFICE AND FREE TIME TO GO SEE THEO PLAY BASKETBALL

AND SHE ACTUALLY FREAKING LOOKS SERIOUS AS HELL FOCUSING ON THEM. mama duck does not want duckling to fail. 

And look she is genuinely surprised to hear Sabrina. She turned up for Theo and Sabrina was just a work-bonus. 

here end’th my shouting and flailing.

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