Me, Very Loudly, While Sticking My Neck Out: Gosh, I Hope No Vampires Bite Me. Thatd Suck. Being Bitten

Me, very loudly, while sticking my neck out: Gosh, I hope no vampires bite me. That’d suck. Being bitten by a vampire, that is. Boy, I sure do hope there are no vampires waiting to come out and bite me while my neck is so open and exposed like this. I’d sure hate to have that happen. 

it actually is so poetic when someone on here is wildly homophobic/transphobic unprovoked and you go to their blog and it’s all posts like “i have no friends and ruin all my relationships” like. yeah girl i bet

Thinking about Repo! and like, fuck GeneCo, but

1) Do they do top surgery and

2) What are they gonna do if I don’t pay? Send the Repo Man to REATTACH my boobs??

Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling “YEARNING” and in trying to appease them I ask “FOR WHAT” but they are too small so all they can say is “YEARNING” which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively