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When the bats away… super smart and fully capable adults turn into 5 year olds

Reach out

Bruce: Harley Quinn is throwing bricks at my house but what am I gonna do, stop her?

Selina: She's just making it stronger by increasing the total amount of bricks. She's saving your life.

Bruce: Queen of throwing bricks and saving my life.

This is correct and no I will not take criticism pt 6

Harley: *busting into the Batcave* Brucie! Brucie!

Bruce: * turns in his chair to look at her*

Harley: you’ll never guess what I heard?

Bruce: what Harleen I’m busy *turns back to the bat computer*

Harley: too busy for gossip Brucie?

Bruce: *turns to her* I’m listening

Harley: I heard from the grapevine your cousin is out here flirting with kitty cat while she still messing with that cop lady down at the gcpd

Bruce: *eyes widen* I KNEW IT! Selina told me I was just being paranoid

Harley: ooo not her gaslighting you

Bruce: does Renee know?

Harley: nope

Bruce: *turns to the computer and starts typing up a letter*

Harley: Brucie?

Bruce: what kind of person would I be if I let this poor women suffer?

Harley: YOURE SO MESSY! I love it! I’ll drop the letter off!

*bonus*

*the bat kids heard everything*

Stephanie: not aunty Kate being a cheater

Damian: she’s not your aunty

Stephanie: shut up

May I request a Karma x Fem!reader

Where Karma is meeting Y/n’s family…But she’s an Asano…

(I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOUR OTHER KARMA X READER)

Ah, thank you for requesting! I am so glad that you like my other AssClass story as well! Just a gentle reminder that I only write gendered readers when gender is essential to the plot since I want to promote inclusivity in my writings!

warnings: none!

Inside the dining room, the air is still. The three warring parties all sit at the table, you between Gakushuu and Karma, with your father The Principal sitting opposite you. 

You eat your casserole, oblivious to the dark looks the other three have been giving each other. Oblivious, or knowing full well and laughing at all of them. There is no in-between with you.

Tensions have been high since the beginning, and by now it is practically guaranteed that something will explode. Everyone present is simply waiting for the inevitable explosion to happen, waiting for that spark which will set everything ablaze in a rage of fiery destruction.

“Can someone pass the salt?” you call out.

“Sure, sweetheart,” says Karma.

“Alright, (Y/N),” says Gakushuu.

And the battle begins.

Karma reaches for the shaker, and so does Gakushuu, and as they do, their hands touch, at which they promptly look at each other and glare.

“…Akabane,” says Gakushuu, smiling politely, tugging the shaker towards himself, “you can let go. I will give (Y/N) the salt.”

“No, no, you don’t need to.” Karma’s own smile is as sharp as a knife, and he tugs the shaker towards himself again. “I’ll pass it, no problem.”

“No, let me Akabane. I can’t have you breaking it, after all.” Gakushuu tugs the shaker away from Karma again with a dark grin on his face.

“Who said I was going to break it?” Karma tugs the shaker back towards himself, where it belongs.

“You break everything.”

“Well, you’re wrong, because I’m going to take care of it with my life, whether you like it or not!”

“Well, I’m not going to make it easy for you! Akabane, you give it back!”

“No, I won’t–!”

“Stop.”

 The sound of The Principal’s voice stops the two of them in their tracks, and they slowly look at him and the terrifying smile on his face. “I will take it, being the person best equipped to handle it.”

The two of them scowl but bow down to the apex predator in their midst and set down the shaker. The Principal takes it, and hands it to you with a smile. “Here you go.”

“Thanks, Dad," you say, and take the shaker with a slightly disgruntled expression, and you're just about to use it, when you pause, look at it, and frown. 

"This is the goddamn pepper."

Mc, watching Karma and Gakushuu fight: can i get a waffle. can i please get a waffle.