I REALLY Want To Write A Lil Romantic Thing For THE BEAST But I Need To Know. Is Trial By Combat The

I REALLY want to write a lil romantic thing for THE BEAST but I need to know. Is trial by combat the only way he would accept a partner? Like if the interested person was a Baker, blacksmith, farmer-- someone who MADE things. Could an offer and declaration of the BEST cake, sword, pumpkin-- etc be acceptable?

EYO? Hmmm thats a good question.

If he were to fall for someone without fighting experience, there'd be a point where he'd try to convince somehow to be trained, to at least have some self defense. This is for certain reasons I don't know if I wanna reveal yet but yeah there'd be a point where he would probably beg-

I took my car to a mechanic to fix the alignment on the 29th and they just told me today that it was stolen on the 31st. I am furious

*reads the most current fairy answer*

all that came to mind was the “I’m gonna take a nap!” Clip with the kid and his dad

Sun: *angry* I gonna take a nap!

Y/N: you wanna take a nap?

sun: I gonna take a nap here!

Y/N: ok, you can take a nap

sun: *angey stress boi* mmmgood niiight!!

I was compelled QwQ

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

How would Orca!Eclipse react to accidentally hurting his birdie?

Like if he grabbed their ankle and tugged just a little bit too hard and caused them to yelp out in pain, maybe even stumble away from him.

Would he feel bad? Would he not understand? What if it was related to a chronic injury or pain?

He's all anguish and shock—he's always careful with his birdie! Well, enough to not truly hurt them. He would be apologetic and ask for forgiveness, needfully groveling against you while looking over the damage done. He immediately sings the pain away. He wants you to know that he never meant to hurt you! It was an accident and he's terribly sorry.

With chronic pain that Y/N endures, he'd want to sing it away, too, but whatever relief he can bring is only temporary. It's never a true cure, which would frustrate Eclipse until Y/N explains it enough times. It's chronic. It's not going away. It's something they've simply learned to live with. He'd hate that, but he'd promise to help them endure it, however he could.

What if I spread false rumors in the kingdom about the topic of royal guard Eclipse's singleness

I'll run a book club to gossip.

"I heard many years ago he lost his lover on the battlefield and hasn't recovered since. Oh the poor man."

"oh poor man"

"yes, the poor man."

"I heard a wicked temptress cursed his beloved out of jealousy to living the rest of eternity as a sword. And he hasn't separated from them ever since, and it's why he's so dedicated to any fight! They're doing it together!!!"

"oh my"

"How intriguing!"

"and romantic *swoons*"

"I heard his lover was of high status during the day, and at night was the most fearsome threat the kingdom ever faced. Once defeated, the guard looked into the eyes of his lover in their final moments!! His cries were sorrowful!!! And eversince he hasn't been the same!!!!!"

"how tragic!!"

"it t'would explain his standoffish nature"

"I've heard he actually does have a living lover! But it's a forbidden passionate love that just can't be!! Truly, the classic case of Romeo and Juliet!"

"oh Romeo, Romeo, where art thou fair Romeo!!"

"I heard just today that he's making plans to marry his sword!!!"

"omygod!"

"really?"

"really!"

"my my it doesn't surprise me"

"do you think it could be his cursed lover?"

"well it's the only option that makes sense"

"EVERYONE!! I just heard that the royal guard has been challenged by a crowd of suitors!"

"Oh my"

"What happened?!"

"His sword lit up and destroyed them to smithereens!!"

"It's true! I work there and saw it with my own eyes!"

*collective gasp*

"That confirms it!"

"HIS LOVER-"

"WAS-"

"JEALOUS"

I AM CACKLING honestly wouldn't be surprised if there were thousands of rumors surrounded Eclipse, especially his romantic life and loss of his princely title. Eclipse would however find these rumors, hilarious:

Would start talking to his sword to fuck with people