POV: You Caught The Sheriff. What Next?

POV: You caught the sheriff. What next?

How funny would it be if the Devildom had a different language from the Celestial Realm? Like the brothers fall and only Lucifer knows the language from diplomatic trips (and maybe Mammon but barely) but he's disoriented from fall, loosing Lilith, ripping out his wings, and "birthing" Satan so he's in no state to translate for his brothers. Not to mention Satan is raging in some demonic language they can't understand.

Low-key it must have been scary to see their brother make a deal with the future demon king that you can't understand only to find out later that he gave up his freedom (not really) to keep you all safe.

Diavolo *speaking in old demonic tounge*: Welcome to the Devildom. I'm sorry for you tragic loss.

Satan: *raging in Bellsybabble.*

The brothers *speaking Enochian*: What?

mammon what did u dooo

Scaring the Devil With Chocolate & Cookies

What did I make???? What the fuck did I make with chocolate and cookies that scared Diavolo?????

Satan’s worried about our mental state now??? What did I do???

I don't think anyone in the Obey Me! cast can be trusted with going into MC's home. Especially not the brothers. They might act normal about it, if a bit giddy, but you know they have ulterior motives. They're not leaving until they get what they want.

Childhood photographs. Home videos. Old yearbooks. Baby pictures.

As soon as MC leaves the room unattended, they're making a beeline for the bookshelves. Grabbing anything that looks like an album. Hunting for any signs of a scrapbook. They probably planned a fully detailed heist before even stepping foot in the human world. A group of them will do something distracting while one of them sneaks off alone to see if there's an attic, a basement, a closet used for storage where old memories might be stored. If they can't go through all the files on a computer in time they'll just attempt to take the whole thing with them.

Will they be discovered? Probably, yeah. Will they start pleading their case and try to persuade MC to give them some old pictures? Signs point to yes.

“Uhm. No I don't have an Obey Me au—” everyone has an Obey Me au dipshit it came free with the “devs keep retconning very important stuff, world building, characters and morality in Devildom and Celestial Realm has no consistency, we don't even know the real personality of our fav because they were written so differently so many times and we're all pretending there is a story and lore we like but in reality we're all screaming crying throwing up all over our blogs”