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Vento Aureo as Greek Gods

Before continuing to read, please keep in mind that the plot of Vento Aureo plays no major role in this headcannon. I decided to keep some of the familial ties of Vento Aureo, but greatly change the relationships of the gods in the original Greek pantheon, since there's a lot of incest and other weird fucky family ties and relationships. So ill manly focus on the characteristics, personalities and abilities of the characters. I’m also not an expert on Greek mythology, so there might be some inaccuracies.

All three parts for this headcanon are now complete! You can find the links to the other parts at the bottom of the page💖

Overall, I wrote this just for fun and I hope you enjoy reading through my ramblings.

Diavolo: Hades

This one may be a bit obvious but I think that the role of Hades fits him perfectly. Diavolo, much like Hades, is cold, stern and somewhat of a ruler or a self-imposed king. They even match in the “hidden identity” department for the most part, as the underworld is considered an ‘unseen realm’. The underworld would probably represent Passione’s darker gangs like the special squad and the assassin squad.  

Doppio Vinegar: Atropos

The oldest of the Moirai, or the three sisters of fate. Atropos cuts the string of destiny. I couldn’t really get a feel for Doppio, but I think that the representation of fate suits him pretty well. Doppios stand really helped me out here, as Epitaths ability to see the future is reminiscent of what Atropos does. 

Squalo+Tiziano: Dolos+Athena

Starting with Squalo, I see him as a very cunning yet hot-headed individual, so choosing Dolos, the god of deception and lies is quite fitting. Squalo would be very calm and cocky when lying, but as soon as someone catches on to him, he would start to panic. I also thought that it would make an interesting pairing with Tiziano, who I interpret as Athena, the goddess of war and tactics. I see their dynamic as “great intelligence put to different uses”. While Squalo is apt at lying and treachery, Tiziano is more level-headed and logical.

Cioccolata+Secco: Paean+Lyssa

While thinking of Chioccolata I decided to put less emphasis on his former job and focus more on his stand ability. Paean is actually an old god who was considered the physician of the Gods, but as time went on people started to merge him with Apollo. Some people may not know this but in addition to being the god of the sun, music, and other pleasant things, Apollo also represents plagues. Thus, the links to Chioccolatas former profession as a doctor and the bringer of death by mold/disease. As for Secco, I already knew what deity would go well with him. Judging Seccos animalistic nature I thought that Lyssa, the goddess of rage, insanity, and rabies would be fitting.

Part II: Team Bucciarati

Part III: La Squadra Esecuzioni

May I add...

long nails/claws hot

Not to be a monsterfucker or anything but

Sharp teeth hot

Just idol things  ✨

SO HIDDEN AWAY IN THE PSP YAKUZA GAMES IS THE BEST PIECE OF YAKUZA LORE EVER

APPARENTLY KIRYU COMES AROUND WITH SUCH REGULARITY THAT LOCAL GANGS SEND THEIR GUYS TO FIGHT HIM AS A HAZING RITUAL AND THAT’S WHY KIRYU HAS SO MANY RANDOM BATTLES HE HAS TO DEAL WITH

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