Precious They Are

precious they are

they’re so precious!!!

"So you'd dump me for... What's his name again? Seabass?" "Sebastian. " "You don't even deny it..."

This one is so fucking funny. You can choose whoever, but you know my #1 bias 👀 (I think seabass would suit him well)

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pairing: kim namjoon x reader

genre: fluff, humor (if you consider this humor lol)

prompt: “so you'd dump me for... what's his name again? seabass?” “sebastian” “you don't even deny it...”

a/n: i hope i got your ult right :/ lmao just kidding, i’ve seen way too many of your breakdowns over the namtiddies not to know. hope you enjoy!

“Don’t go…”

It wasn’t usual for your fiancé to be so needy, but when he was, he could end up being the most determined person to make you stay.

Right now? Right now, his arms were tightly wrapped around your waist as you helplessly tried to get out of bed — his body being dragged to the edge of the bed for a moment as you tried to pull out of his embrace, only to have you fall back down onto the mattress, given his strength overpowered yours.

“You know,” you began, pushing a messy strand of hair off your face. “Some people need to work to be able to pay rent by the end of the month”.

“You can be a stay at home wife, I don’t mind” his words earned a glare from you. “Or do you prefer the term trophy wife?”

“Namjoon!”

“Just stay with me today” he whined, tightening his hold on you and resting his face on your chest when he felt you try to get up once again. “I haven’t had a day off on ages, you weren’t supposed to go to work today”.

He was right. The both of you knew today would be his day off, and you had asked to take the day off at work as well, which had been granted to you — or, well, at least at first, for then a foreign guy had joined your team and your boss had asked you to train him for the day, since you were the best at what you did.

So, here you were now, left alone to deal with one whiny hell of a fiancé and no day off to enjoy with him.

“I just need to go teach the new guy how his new position at the company will work,” you tried to reason. “I’ll try to be as quick as I can so I get to come home early and spend the rest of the day with you, okay?”

Namjoon pouted. “Can’t believe you’re spending the day with another guy”.

“Yah!” you lightly shoved him at his dramatic words. “I have to do it”.

“Is he attractive?” he wondered, no longer resting on your chest but locking eyes with you instead. “Maybe I could go with you. I know English very well, I could communicate with him better”.

“I believe my English is just fine, if not better than yours” the way you had playfully stuck your tongue out had him amusedly rolling his eyes. “I’ll be fine. And I’ll let you know whether he’s handsome or not after I meet him” you joked.

“What if he is handsome” he raised one of his eyebrows.

You shrugged, a taunting smirk curving up the corners of your mouth at the accusing look he was giving you right then.

Needy Joon equaled jealous Joon. And, God, did you enjoy whenever jealous Joon made an appearance.

“Would you dump me for him?” he pushed it, and you could see the confident smile that was starting to show up on his face — jealous or not, he knew you would not leave him, not for anyone.

But two could be confident. So, you said nothing, instead just having your lips part into a smile as you could no longer hold back a throaty laugh.

Namjoon tried his best not to let out a laugh of his own as well, somehow managing to keep his serious semblance. “Oh, so you would dump me for… What was his name again? Seabass?”

“Sebastian” you corrected. “Thought you were good enough in English to know Seabass is not an actual name?”

“You don’t even deny it…”

“Yah, Kim Namjoon!” you tackled him down on the mattress. “We’re getting married next month, you should know by now that I am not leaving you for the world”.

He smiled sweetly, dimples forming on his cheeks and hands holding your hips. “You promise?”

“I promise” you smiled as well. “Who else would give me the chance to be a trophy wife if I ever wanted to quit my job?”

That had him throwing his head back as a throaty laugh escaped his mouth. Once he let all his amusement out, he was back to looking at you, his thumb gently rubbing your cheek before he pulled you in for his lips to gently trap your bottom one.

“Stay here…” he pleaded once more.

“It’s literally just work,” you mumbled against his mouth. “I will be back home before you know it”.

“Or you could just not go at all” his words came out in more of a whisper as his lips temptingly brushed on yours.

“Mm…” you pretended to consider it for a second, allowing his lips to press on yours once more. “Nope, I definitely can’t skip work just like that”.

Letting out a heavy sigh as he knew there was no changing your mind, he slumped down on bed, finally losing his hold on you — lips instinctively turning into a pout when you pressed one last kiss to his mouth before you could go get ready for the day.

“Don’t take too long” his eyes followed you as you made your way to the door. “And you better let Seabass know you’re engaged”.

“Oh, I’m pretty sure Seabass will notice the ring on my finger”.

hoseok and jungkook dancing the save me choreography together and having fun 🥺

happy late birtday to tae! i hope he had an amazing day yesterday :)

HAPPY 26TH BIRTHDAY, TAEHYUNG! ♡ 

thank you so much for the feedback on this !

“i can stare at you for hours” “creep”

• pairing: taehyung x gender neutral reader

• genre: fluff

• warnings: none

• a/n: just another mini fic. i might just create a mini fic master list because i don’t feel like adding to the drabble masterlist.

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The sound of your soft humming filled the quiet room. You looked to your side to see your boyfriend, who was resting his head on the table, dozing off. You shook your head and smiled, grabbing a pen and gently pulling a piece of paper from under his arm.

“hmm?” he hummed at the sudden movement. “You shouldn’t be dozing off, love. You’re supposed to be studying.” You looked at the paper, reading through the notes Taehyung jotted down earlier.

You began to doodle little pictures on the corners of the page. Writing little reminders like ‘remember to drink lots of water’ or 'you can do it! i believe in you, love.’

You looked back at him, noticing that he hadn’t moved from his sleeping position. Giggling, you switched to a marker. “I’m going to draw on your perfect face if you don’t wake up, Tae,” you playfully threatened, taking the cap off the marker and slowly moving closer to his face.

“y/n…” he mumbled. “hmm?” “Please let me sleep,” he whispered, slightly opening his eyes to look at you. “If I do. You’re going to regret it later, Tae,” you warned, and he softly smiled. “Let me regret it.”

“Okay, I’ll just watch you sleep. I can stare at you for hours anyway.” You laid on your arms, resting in a position similar to his.

Taehyung chuckled before reaching to take your hand in his, lacing your fingers together. “Creep.”

Taehyung closed his eyes again, letting himself doze off again. You softly smiled and shut your eyes, this time with you falling asleep with him.

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thanks for adding me to your list, bae <333

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