We Should Be Fine As Long As We Do Not Reblog Bread.

We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.

posted to DeviantArt but forgot to post here, so BOOM!!!!!!!! Ingo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I drew this at like 3 in the morning :3

2023 Holiday Doodle #3

festive faux!

I got some insane shower thoughts

OKAY SO WARRIOR CATS RIGHT??

Sometimes I catch myself thinking about how batshit crazy it’d be to be some sort of wildlife researcher in the Warrior cats world because you got what appears to be a case of a non-primate animal on the cusp of entering kitty cat Stone Age civilization. They don’t exactly have tools (yet) but they’re already showing SEVERAL signs of getting close to being an early civilization if not already straight up being one- like they already got organized kitty religion with ideas of kitty heaven and kitty hell, they got organized feline government with a very clear ranking system and social classes- AND specialized jobs. I don’t think they have art and writing- yet. Like you got the Leaders who do the whole leading shebang, the Deputies who make sure that the whole camp doesn’t fall into chaos and disorder, who also organize hunting parties, camp duties, and patrols, the Medicine Cats who act as BOTH a healer and the clan’s communication line to Starclan (pussy priest)

The Warriors who do all the basic clan duties such as hunting, patrolling the borders, and protecting the clan- and are kinda also the military? Mewlitary??? The Apprentices who are the Warriors in training, and take care of the clan chores that nobody else wants to do lmao.

And then there’s Queens, Kits, and Elders who are kinda like,, your civilian class I guess.

They don’t exactly have tool making YET like some primates and corvids do, but with some of the other stuff they DO have they might as well be a very primitive civilization. They got PUSSY POLITICS AND PUBLIC RELATIONS WITH THEIR NEIGHBORING CAT GOVERMENTS LIKE???

Could you imagine being some sort of researcher going over your trail cam footage and just,, seeing what looks like a group of feral cats having a medicinal herb gathering raid? Like. Those are cats. WHY are they gathering poppy seeds with the level of gentleness that some children would be jealous of. Or watching these feral cats conducting what looks like some sort of military exercise drills in sync with an older cat barking (meowing?) orders at a group of juveniles? Your coworker would likely think you’re crazy.

Also I find myself thinking about how funny it’d be to be some randomass person driving by Four Trees as the Great Battle broke out between the Clans and Bloodclan, where you just see likely hUNDREDS OF FERAL CATS just BEATING THE TAR out of each other. AND ITS NOT INDISCRIMINATE EITHER. LIKE YOU COULD SEE THAT THERES CLEARLY TWO OPPOSING SIDES WITH ONE SIDE WEARING WHAT APPEARS TO BE SPIKED COLLARS. Just imagine how INSANE of a sight that’d be.

I’m pretty sure that the thunderpath (road) that acted as a boarder between Thunderclan and Shadowclan was REALLY close to Four Trees where that fight happened so,,, it’s not impossible.

Also the demons are telling me to reread Warriors again <3

TALL SHADOW/SHADOWSTAR PROPOGANDA HAS ARRIVED!!! VOTE HER BECAUSE YOU KNOW SHE'S A BETTER MUDERCAT!!! BRFKHUBVKUVHBGYEKUGYVEVKULHDEYGKU

@a-l0st-m3m0ry look it's your 2 fav characters wanting to beat the shit outta eachother /j

thank u phighting for making scythe but also FUCK YOU I CANT DRAW HATS.